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MILF Monday: Natalie Portman

Where You’ve Seen Her: Natalie Portman, you finally went and done it, you got knocked up by a ballet dancer.  We all know her as…well, the hottest girl that ever lived…ever.

MILF Status: Natalie is due for her first child, which, according to the press, will give you an Oscar, which is just creepy if you think about it.

3 Responses to "MILF Monday: Natalie Portman"

  1. Darth Vader says:

    Yeah, I did her.


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