MILF Monday: Nicole Richie

August 24th, 2009 | 07:05 am
 
Where You've Seen Her: Nicole Richie is a slightly better person than Paris Hilton, but she's still horrible.  She has her own clothing line, and since she's popping out the kids left and right, she's now started her own maternity clothing line...just so you know.
 
MILF Status: Nicole Richie is expecting another child with Joe Madden who fathered her first kid, Harlow.
 
         
        
 
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11 Responses to "MILF Monday: Nicole Richie"

  1. ICDIB.COM Says:

    lookin better than her anorexic self.

  2. s3xt0y Says:

    true, but she was hotter when she wasn't coke whore skinny

  3. pratik Says:

    Can't wait for Nicole's kids' friends to show nudie pics of her to them on their cell phone when they get older.

  4. Anonymoosex Says:

    Glad to hear John Madden's getting some poon after retiring.

  5. Ronald McDonald Says:

    That's a lie, John Madden is still going after Brett Farve.

  6. John Madden Says:

    BOOM, this is what it's all about, right here! Look at this -- look -- watch this -- watch this -- look at this --- look -- BOOM, right there!

  7. Bonker Says:

    She is nasty!

  8. Derppie Says:

    I'd motorboat her but that's about it. You can't get an STD from motorboating can you? Oh God! Can you???

  9. sweetfly Says:

    Not only is Nicole Ritchie hot , but she is funny as hell also . I caught a couple of those episodes of the simple life . Nicole Ritchie carried that show . She was spontaneous and almost always funny .

  10. Webber Says:

    Yeah, even her crabs have a sense of humor.

  11. comedyicondotcom Says:

    i want to kick sweetfly in her butthole for calling nicole ritchie funny. the fact that you said 'carried that show' means you watched it more than once.please punch yourself in the eye.
    thanks,
    your vagina

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