Where You’ve Seen Her: Penelope Cruz has been a household name for quite a while as the hot foreign girl with the accent, which makes it hard to gauge if she’s actually a good actress or not.
MILF Status: Penelope is 4 1/2 months pregnant from fellow actor Javier Bardem, the man who played the psychotic Anton Shigur from No Country For Old Men, which already means this will be the most evil child in the world.
What’s the most you ever lost in a coin toss?
For DonkeyXote, it’s his vastly underwhelming cock and balls.
and the fascination with my junk continues…
soooo….MILF monday…in sunday,who would have thought.
It’s Monday alredy? FUCK! Im late for work!
Also, No Country From Old Men? Who the hell proofreads this shit? A blind retarded dog?
MILF Monday AGAIN? Im so confused. You are messing up my life here!
except for the nose she really is good
Cute puppy eyes!!
Hey Mrs. Bardem, how much is that puppy in the window?
PS: Hey limpdicks, how the fuck am I supposed to figure out this upsidedown word? Ugh!