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MILF Monday: Penelope Cruz

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: Penelope Cruz has been a household name for quite a while as the hot foreign girl with the accent, which makes it hard to gauge if she’s actually a good actress or not.
 
MILF Status: Penelope is 4 1/2 months pregnant from fellow actor Javier Bardem, the man who played the psychotic Anton Shigur from No Country For Old Men, which already means this will be the most evil child in the world.
 

         
         

8 Responses to "MILF Monday: Penelope Cruz"

  1. Anton Shigur says:

    What’s the most you ever lost in a coin toss?

    For DonkeyXote, it’s his vastly underwhelming cock and balls.

  2. DonkeyXote says:

    and the fascination with my junk continues…

  3. New Guy says:

    soooo….MILF monday…in sunday,who would have thought.

  4. Joe America says:

    It’s Monday alredy? FUCK! Im late for work!

  5. Joe America says:

    Also, No Country From Old Men? Who the hell proofreads this shit? A blind retarded dog?

  6. Joe America says:

    MILF Monday AGAIN? Im so confused. You are messing up my life here!

  7. coma says:

    except for the nose she really is good

  8. DonkeyXote says:

    Cute puppy eyes!!

    Hey Mrs. Bardem, how much is that puppy in the window? :)

    PS: Hey limpdicks, how the fuck am I supposed to figure out this upsidedown word? Ugh!


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