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MILF Monday: Sandra Bullock

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: We all know Sandra Bullock from something, whether it’s in Speed 2: Cruise Control, or her most recent feat, The Blindside, which won her both an oscar, and a hard break up with Jesse James, who apparently was boning Michelle McGee.  Moral of the story…don’t win a best actress award.
 
MILF Status: Sandra Bullock’s kids are really Jesse James’ kids, which makes her more a SMILF than MILF, but who cares.
 

         
         
 

15 Responses to "MILF Monday: Sandra Bullock"

  1. DonkeeXote says:

    Wow. Were ANY of those pictures taken in the past decade?

    Also, FIRST…to shove a pineapple up my ass this beautiful Monday morning.

  2. Ann T Christ says:

    First to shove a Mr T doll up my ass while lip syching lines from “speed”

  3. Jesse James says:

    I already fucked her which makes me first you fucking fags

  4. Keanu Reeves says:

    How’s my dick taste Jesse?

  5. Jesse James' mouth says:

    Like bacon!

  6. Jesse James Anus says:

    HEY, Can someone get this Mr.T doll out of me!

  7. 2009 Taxes says:

    Just not doing it for me.

  8. 2009 Taxes says:

    Does being a step-mom count as a Milf? Didn’t think so.

  9. Mr. T says:

    Apparently you don’t read shit do you douchebag? Holy Taco already stated that she was a step-mom, therefore making her a SMILF, and then they stated the most important fact that you seemed to miss while trying your best to be a fag: WHO THE FUCK CARES IF SHE’S ONLY A STEP-MOM? WE STILL WANNA FUCK HER!!!! GO DO SOMEONES TAXES YOU FUCKIN QUEER!!!

  10. Joe The Asshole says:

    way to tell it like it is Mr. T!

  11. pratik says:

    Her ass in Demolition Man was amazing. Kind of like foreboding Charlize Theron’s ass in Aeon Flux.

  12. Ann T Christ says:

    The geekiest comment of the week goes to our Punjab from Delhi, pratik!!

    *Waddles head in excitment*

    pratik dadya kahm naj bur’kaa jomkumar widkejoon. dep!

  13. Joe The Asshole says:

    Don’t oyu mean, GEEK AWARD? you stupid cunt!!

  14. Hong Kong Fuey says:

    Watch out. I think she’s about to pop a tumbleweed out her cooch.

  15. wvaveman says:

    she the best…good thing she moved on


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