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Mischa Barton Hates Freedom

So, apparently last night, Mischa Barton was arrested and taken to jail.  Unfortunately, this was not the start of a really awesome porno, but instead, real life.  People.com reports:

The former star of “The O.C.,” 21, was stopped at 2:46 a.m. and arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol, possession of illegal narcotics and driving without a valid license.

Wow.  Drugs, booze, and no license.  She hit the Celebrity Irresponsibility Trifecta.  If she had just been carrying a baby in her lap with its head inches from the steering wheel, we would have been entering uncharted territory here folks.

Here’s what I don’t get about this story:  Mischa Barton is a super hot, rich, famous chick.  I know regular non-rich, non-famous super hot chicks and they don’t have to shit for themselves solely because they’re hot.  Like, some of them don’t even speak a language because they never even needed to learn one.  They just point at stuff and people bring it to them.  So what the F%$K is Mischa Barton doing driving her own car when she’s drunk and holding drugs.  Just spin around with your eyes closed, pointing, and whatever dude is in front of you at the club when you open your eyes back up, he’ll take you home.

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