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Mischa Barton’s Cottage Cheese Thighs

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What is it with celebrities and their thighs these days? Mischa Barton isn’t a hefty girl, but these photos of her dimpled ass and thighs makes me wonder what’s going on with her backside. From the front, she looks like a regular, sexy starlet. From behind, she looks like Ron Jeremy’s grandmother. Let’s all chip in and get Mischa a Stairmaster for Cinco de Mayo.

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19 Responses to "Mischa Barton’s Cottage Cheese Thighs"

  1. KeeblerKahn says:

    When you get right down to it, most celebrities look just like everyone else when they aren’t made up or on a set. Hate to be the barrier of bad news guys, but in real life, there is no air brushing.

  2. Ashley says:

    cellulite is natural, and even the most beautiful women (eg. mischa) have it. it has nothing to do with being overweight (which mischa isnt). and there has obviously been something done to this picture, because if you look at recent pictures of mischa it isnt nearly that bad!

  3. tin kurzhals says:

    can i have some pineapple with that

  4. Gemma says:

    Oh come on, is anyone thick enough to believe these pictures are real? Sure, Mischa has some cellulite like most people, but these have been photoshopped out of control. Look at some other recent candids of her, and you will see she has great legs. Also, I don’t know how someone could sink so low to intrude on someones privacy like this. And how sad someone would have to be to sit behind a keyboard all day bashing gorgeous people like Mischa instead of getting a real life. It’s all of you I feel sorry for!

  5. Tony says:

    Didn’t you all notice the wooden chaise with the terrycloth towel on it? It’s just a case of waffle ass from laying on a hard textured surface fo a long time. Ever sit on wrought iron lawn furniture without a cushion?

  6. meeshhead says:

    I totally agree with Gemma!
    And look at these recent Mischa candid bikini pics…….


  7. mad man says:

    You people are idiots. The pictures are real, but her thighs look like that because she has just been sitting on that deck chair.

  8. Ozzie says:

    Same thing happened to my car in a hailstorm

  9. meeshhead says:

    Reply to mad man: A true idiot believes that sitting on a deck chair would cause marks completely around her thighs and ass. Do you think she was rolling around on the chair? They’re obviously photoshopped pics.

  10. cunty cuntall says:

    She looks a whole lot better than my Grammy, and I still hit that !!

  11. Bryan says:

    Damn, I almost didn’t notice that she was topless because of those nasty thighs.


  12. meeshhead says:

    Enhanced photos? I think so.

  13. Josh says:

    you know what? Fuck these [pictures they cannpot be fucking real.

  14. YZS says:

    It is usually the flabby pasty guys with a hanging gut that criticize these women. Get a mirror and SHUT UP.

  15. meeshhead says:

    To YZS: I totally agree! And in this case, they’re critcizing a phony pic too!
    I just saw another blog showing Mischa with blodshot eyes and the heading read “Mischa is high again”. Then I found the same pic on another site and her eyes were perfectly clear. It’s a fu*king disgrace!

  16. Yup says:

    id still spread her cheeks and eat her cornhole

  17. Razor Sheldon says:

    Check out the gaping wound on her right butt cheek. I don’t know if that’s a boil or a botfly but somebody needs to squeeze that shit out…

  18. dave michael says:

    i’d still hit that.

    and i agree with the cornhole guy..