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Mmmm, That’s Good Demon Moustache Squid Roast

posted 10/28/2008
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Someone should open up a restaurant in America that gives everything on it’s menu a wacky name you’d find mistranslated into English around the world. Hipsters couldn’t move their skinny pants-wearing legs fast enough to go to a restaurant that would serve them a burger called “The Buttress Fire Pillow Cream.” Or a salad called “The Terrible Face Burns From Mistrust.” If anyone wants to go into business with me, you only need to bring all the investment money and a lot more funny name ideas (I’m tapped out already.)

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