I know we just posted an awesome homosexual rant last week, but this one was just too good not to post. I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that hugging guys and smashing a pillow with a tennis racket is going to make you want to cram fewer dongs in your mouth.
I highly doubt that holding him like that will make him not gay. If he finds more comfort in men, it'll make him avoid women more. Anyway, he doesn't need to be cured.
so the "Ex-Gay" guy is getting paid now to hug young men and watch them get angry and physical? wow, any "cure" he produces is just massive amounts of denial
My parents didn't get much love when they were kids, so they've always made sure to let me know that they care and that they will always hold a special place in their hearts for me. Even so, I'm gayer than a pink giraffe. =D And I think that both of those men need a few whacks with that tennis racket >_> ... Stupid fucks, lol.
Interviewer: "Rob, do you feel a sexual connection right now?"
Rob (being cuddled in a fetal position by the "ex gay" therapist: "No I don’t (dreamily) - I feel very safe, and very comforted - and um, it just feels wonderful" (words trailing off in a sort of post - coitus fugue)
yeah..ho hum..more idiotic gay bashing..
Blame your parents, blame society, blame whoever or whatever you want to, but whatever you do, don't believe in reality !
ie homosexuality is widespread in nature and has been since the dawn of time.
Do the lower life forms blame their parents or society ?
nooooo...sorry...
They (gays) are what they are - what nature and genetics have made them, and that's no reason to chage simply to satisfy some ignorant homophobic jerks' perception of what "should be"
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
March 16th, 2009 at 02:24 pm
Aren't you supposed to have a real degree in something before you start calling yourself a therapist?
March 16th, 2009 at 02:27 pm
Or is this like a supervillian name, Ex-gay The Rapist. Chicos are for fun, meng.
March 16th, 2009 at 05:40 pm
its totally cause his mom said he couldnt have his gay friends over anymore.
March 17th, 2009 at 07:14 am
That was teh ghey nom nom lol - where are is my security bucket?
March 17th, 2009 at 07:43 am
If my father ever hugged me like that I'd punch that faggot in the face.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
hhaahaha!!
April 3rd, 2009 at 09:26 pm
WINNNNNNNNN
March 17th, 2009 at 04:45 pm
I highly doubt that holding him like that will make him not gay. If he finds more comfort in men, it'll make him avoid women more. Anyway, he doesn't need to be cured.
March 18th, 2009 at 02:37 pm
Holy tits.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
so the "Ex-Gay" guy is getting paid now to hug young men and watch them get angry and physical? wow, any "cure" he produces is just massive amounts of denial
March 19th, 2009 at 05:42 pm
I luld
March 19th, 2009 at 08:09 pm
this is fucking gay.
June 11th, 2009 at 09:54 pm
Hello
Hiiiii
Good Morninggggggg
March 21st, 2009 at 03:56 am
Why are you all so scared of gay people? You poor closet cases :) x
March 25th, 2009 at 05:19 am
MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM WHY!?!?!?!
April 5th, 2009 at 06:02 pm
My parents didn't get much love when they were kids, so they've always made sure to let me know that they care and that they will always hold a special place in their hearts for me. Even so, I'm gayer than a pink giraffe. =D And I think that both of those men need a few whacks with that tennis racket >_> ... Stupid fucks, lol.
April 7th, 2009 at 12:07 am
Interviewer: "Rob, do you feel a sexual connection right now?"
Rob (being cuddled in a fetal position by the "ex gay" therapist: "No I don’t (dreamily) - I feel very safe, and very comforted - and um, it just feels wonderful" (words trailing off in a sort of post - coitus fugue)
I'm sorry but, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
April 17th, 2009 at 06:29 am
You would think an ex-gay man would distance himself from the gay community, not find ways of making a living out of it
April 17th, 2009 at 01:22 pm
I think Rob needs a good spanking.
Oh, and hey Rob? What's that conspicuous stain in your britches?
April 18th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Good poems for
Giving regard to your sweet moms
April 19th, 2009 at 02:51 am
yeah..ho hum..more idiotic gay bashing..
Blame your parents, blame society, blame whoever or whatever you want to, but whatever you do, don't believe in reality !
ie homosexuality is widespread in nature and has been since the dawn of time.
Do the lower life forms blame their parents or society ?
nooooo...sorry...
They (gays) are what they are - what nature and genetics have made them, and that's no reason to chage simply to satisfy some ignorant homophobic jerks' perception of what "should be"
..and no, I'm not gay..
April 19th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
whatever you say champ
April 19th, 2009 at 08:06 pm
i like trains
April 21st, 2009 at 11:07 am
Buddy Ice:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/24350/
April 21st, 2009 at 09:43 pm
i think all you posters are GAY!
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