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“Mom! Mom! Mom! Why! Did You! Do That! To Me!”

 
I know we just posted an awesome homosexual rant last week, but this one was just too good not to post. I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure that hugging guys and smashing a pillow with a tennis racket is going to make you want to cram fewer dongs in your mouth.
 

25 Responses to "“Mom! Mom! Mom! Why! Did You! Do That! To Me!”"

  1. Jacksonst71 says:

    Interviewer: “Rob, do you feel a sexual connection right now?”
    Rob (being cuddled in a fetal position by the “ex gay” therapist: “No I don’t (dreamily) – I feel very safe, and very comforted – and um, it just feels wonderful” (words trailing off in a sort of post – coitus fugue)

    I’m sorry but, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  2. Anonymous says:

    My parents didn’t get much love when they were kids, so they’ve always made sure to let me know that they care and that they will always hold a special place in their hearts for me. Even so, I’m gayer than a pink giraffe. =D And I think that both of those men need a few whacks with that tennis racket >_> … Stupid fucks, lol.

  3. Anonymous says:

    You would think an ex-gay man would distance himself from the gay community, not find ways of making a living out of it

  4. Anonymous says:

    this is fucking gay.

  5. A-train says:

    I think Rob needs a good spanking.
    Oh, and hey Rob? What’s that conspicuous stain in your britches?

  6. Anonymous says:

    Why are you all so scared of gay people? You poor closet cases :) x

  7. Anonymous says:

    MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM WHY!?!?!?!

  8. Anonymous says:

    i like trains

  9. Anonymous says:

    i think all you posters are GAY!

  10. Realist says:

    yeah..ho hum..more idiotic gay bashing..
    Blame your parents, blame society, blame whoever or whatever you want to, but whatever you do, don’t believe in reality !

    ie homosexuality is widespread in nature and has been since the dawn of time.
    Do the lower life forms blame their parents or society ?
    nooooo…sorry…
    They (gays) are what they are – what nature and genetics have made them, and that’s no reason to chage simply to satisfy some ignorant homophobic jerks’ perception of what “should be”

    ..and no, I’m not gay..

  11. roney81 says:

    whatever you say champ

  12. sameer says:

    Hello
    Hiiiii
    Good Morninggggggg

  13. Dr. RoboPanda, PhD in stone cold fuckery says:

    Aren’t you supposed to have a real degree in something before you start calling yourself a therapist?

  14. RoboPanda says:

    Or is this like a supervillian name, Ex-gay The Rapist. Chicos are for fun, meng.

  15. chupacabralolita says:

    I highly doubt that holding him like that will make him not gay. If he finds more comfort in men, it’ll make him avoid women more. Anyway, he doesn’t need to be cured.

  16. Josh M says:

    its totally cause his mom said he couldnt have his gay friends over anymore.

  17. Fart Sandwich says:

    That was teh ghey nom nom lol – where are is my security bucket?

  18. Anonymous says:

    I luld

  19. Anonymous says:

    Holy tits.

  20. Anonymous says:

    hhaahaha!!

  21. Buddy Ice says:

    If my father ever hugged me like that I’d punch that faggot in the face.

  22. Anonymous says:

    WINNNNNNNNN

  23. Anonymous says:

    so the “Ex-Gay” guy is getting paid now to hug young men and watch them get angry and physical? wow, any “cure” he produces is just massive amounts of denial