Why would you rape his disgusting ape-faced wife. That's just low man, you are re-fucking-tarded John. She'll give it up for free without a fight as long as you fuck he husband first, or at least rub his nipples while you do her.
Worked for your daddy, didn't it, Duhhhhhhbya? Go back to Crawford, get some slaves, rape 'em and then fry 'em in the electric chair, you entire-world-fucking-up retard motherfucker.
C'mon now Tom ya spook rapin' fuck. That ain't right. And Dubya left the house nice and clean when he moved out. Finally swept out all of Ole Bill's used condoms and wrappers. How's Sally these days?
The funniest thing happened when my friends and I went to six flags. We went on a water ride and this chicks eyebrows washed off! LMAO! We almost crapped ourselves laughing because she shaves her eyebrows and pencils them in. It was funny because this chick was one of those vein and shallow girls who only cared about how she looked compared to other people.
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June 15th, 2009 at 06:41 pm
FIRST!!!! Numero UNO!!!!!
June 15th, 2009 at 08:48 pm
Aw DUDE, that is AWESOME!!! Congrats! Print out this page and frame it in case your friends don't believe you. (LMAO, "friends" ...)
June 15th, 2009 at 09:10 pm
Thank you. That was my masterpiece. I was like, "Should I add the 'numero uno'?" I mean that looked like too much, right?
But then I was like, "I'm going to be first, so I have to make it memorable," so I added the "numero uno" thing to give it more zing.
June 16th, 2009 at 01:14 am
yeah...uh...well played there, Champ.
June 16th, 2009 at 01:15 am
kill your selfs
June 16th, 2009 at 05:59 am
...and take Pierre with you.
June 16th, 2009 at 09:24 am
I'm raping your mother as we speak.
June 17th, 2009 at 06:52 am
Bullshit--I know for a fact she detests dark meat (or the tiny bit of dark meat you might have).
June 17th, 2009 at 07:12 am
can't we all just get along....fuck that....your mothers are whores who like to get tea bagged by out of date tea bags
June 17th, 2009 at 09:30 am
You're right John...and I just got done prolapsing your mom's asshole! Didn't take much I gotta say.
June 17th, 2009 at 10:25 am
hey boy. dont you have a country to run. i anally raped your wife because she doesnt have a puss. we have the same thing
June 17th, 2009 at 02:37 pm
Why would you rape his disgusting ape-faced wife. That's just low man, you are re-fucking-tarded John. She'll give it up for free without a fight as long as you fuck he husband first, or at least rub his nipples while you do her.
June 17th, 2009 at 05:33 pm
maybe he just cant get anything else other than his little brother. so he took advantage of an ugly ape-like woman
June 17th, 2009 at 08:13 pm
Worked for your daddy, didn't it, Duhhhhhhbya? Go back to Crawford, get some slaves, rape 'em and then fry 'em in the electric chair, you entire-world-fucking-up retard motherfucker.
June 18th, 2009 at 06:28 am
C'mon now Tom ya spook rapin' fuck. That ain't right. And Dubya left the house nice and clean when he moved out. Finally swept out all of Ole Bill's used condoms and wrappers. How's Sally these days?
June 18th, 2009 at 11:03 am
You fuckers are just jealous because I had the hottest piece of ass of all. I fucked Eleanor so fucking hard it put me in a wheelchair!
June 18th, 2009 at 01:48 pm
FDR F-A-I-L!
June 18th, 2009 at 02:25 pm
Ahh come on lickmaster. You fucked up the whole cycle there. Just go lube yourself up and wait for someone to wrestle with you.
June 18th, 2009 at 07:58 pm
Presidents or GTFO, motherfuckers!!
June 19th, 2009 at 06:44 am
Par tay over here. Did someone grab my wig and my ass
June 19th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Tsup!?!
June 19th, 2009 at 01:05 pm
i thought they had metal detectors in this party. why is there a bullet in my fuckin head
June 19th, 2009 at 03:11 pm
You don't even know who I am.
June 19th, 2009 at 03:12 pm
I think I might make 2 nonconsecutive comments.
June 15th, 2009 at 06:43 pm
The caption should be: WHY can't I get my dick out of the guy in front of me!?
June 16th, 2009 at 01:17 am
u r funn E
June 17th, 2009 at 02:39 pm
probably because his asshole swelled up after having an allergic reaction to that generic lube he got from Lubemaster.
June 18th, 2009 at 06:29 am
WIN! And fuck you Rachael ya skank!
June 18th, 2009 at 02:26 pm
whenever your ready anon
June 15th, 2009 at 06:54 pm
The funniest thing happened when my friends and I went to six flags. We went on a water ride and this chicks eyebrows washed off! LMAO! We almost crapped ourselves laughing because she shaves her eyebrows and pencils them in. It was funny because this chick was one of those vein and shallow girls who only cared about how she looked compared to other people.
June 15th, 2009 at 07:07 pm
Was her pussy shaven, too? Also, did she pencil in her pussy hairs?
June 15th, 2009 at 07:08 pm
Liar! Trying to tell us that you actually have "friends" and go out to places like "six flags".....
June 15th, 2009 at 07:36 pm
Yo it was awesome. I know we shouldn't of laughed, but damn, none of us could of helped it. Its all good though, she just drew some new eyebrows.
June 16th, 2009 at 01:24 am
maybe she had cancer ? ever think of that fucking douchtard!!!
June 16th, 2009 at 06:29 am
Yeah! You ever thing of that? That would have been even more hilarious! Am I right?
June 16th, 2009 at 06:29 am
Dammit. Forgot to edit. I'm the douchtard now.
June 17th, 2009 at 02:31 pm
without a doubt
June 17th, 2009 at 02:44 pm
and thank allot for making fun of an inocent girl with a terminal illness.
June 17th, 2009 at 08:20 pm
an a lerning dizabliletty whu cannt spel
June 18th, 2009 at 02:29 pm
two for two huh asshole. you are just the worst kind of person
June 19th, 2009 at 03:13 pm
I'm sorry. You're right -- it'd be MUCH better to have cancer & not be able to spell.
June 16th, 2009 at 04:35 pm
She should have used Sharpie. I thought they taught them that in How To Make Enemies and Intimidate People 101.
June 17th, 2009 at 02:41 pm
Don't try and ignore the first two comments like people are actually interested in hearing your retarded ass story!!!
June 16th, 2009 at 09:27 am
I call bullshit.
if that happened, and you LOLed in her face, her cholo boyfriend would have shanked you in the parking lot.
June 16th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Fuck cholos.
June 17th, 2009 at 06:54 am
...and fuck Pierre!
June 17th, 2009 at 02:45 pm
i'll bet CHOLO'S fuck PIERRE!!!!!!
June 18th, 2009 at 06:31 am
Si,si..we like the brown ones to fuck.
June 18th, 2009 at 02:30 pm
CHECK.....MATE!!!!!!!!
June 17th, 2009 at 05:37 pm
This Guy,you must really love your mom, telling the whole world about her beauty and how you aim to be just like her...
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