If You Can't Crush a Full Beer with Your Bare Hands, Then You Are Less Awesome Than This

June 29th, 2009 | 08:30 am
 
I have no idea how much money a bodybuilder makes (although apparently it's enough to afford 7 expendable beers), but if I were a bodybuilder, I would hire myself out to do stuff like this at parties.  I think it would be a good business, too, because right now I would absolutely hire this woman explode beer cans with her bare hands at a party, or a Barmitzva, or just hanging out on a Saturday afternoon or something.  I would test her and see if she could explode pineapples, or coconuts, or just whatever else I could find laying around.  Yep, a bodybuilder could make good money exploding things for my personal enjoyment.
 
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1 Responses to "If You Can't Crush a Full Beer with Your Bare Hands, Then You Are Less Awesome Than This"

  1. Johnny5 Says:

    lol WUT?

    Electronic Cigarette

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