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Where you’ve seen her: She’s been in a shit-ton of magazines, but you probably noticed her on hideously ugly author Salmon Rushdie’s arm after they got married in 2004.
Tantalizing Trivia: She has a 7-inch scar on her arm from a car accident when she was 14. Somehow she makes fibrious tissue hot, too.
Is she really a MILF? No! But! She was a stepmom after she married Rushdie. If you think this disqualifies her, please send all complaints to: I’veMissedThePoint@IDon’tLikeGirls.com