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Monday (Step)MILF: Padma Lakshmi

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Age: 37

Where you’ve seen her: She’s been in a shit-ton of magazines, but you probably noticed her on hideously ugly author Salmon Rushdie’s arm after they got married in 2004.

Tantalizing Trivia: She has a 7-inch scar on her arm from a car accident when she was 14.  Somehow she makes fibrious tissue hot, too.

Is she really a MILF? No! But! She was a stepmom after she married Rushdie. If you think this disqualifies her, please send all complaints to: I’veMissedThePoint@IDon’tLikeGirls.com

                    

7 Responses to "Monday (Step)MILF: Padma Lakshmi"

  1. </a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/monday-stepmilf-padma-lakshmi/#comment-60452">May 13, 2009 at 9:10 am</a></div> <p>Hi all. All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand.<br /> I am from Africa and learning to speak English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “Russia? Largest carmaker avtovaz will use the country? Glonass satellite system to develop gps navigation units for its lada cars.Wjla abc is on your side with local news, sports and information.”</p> <p>Regards <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> Gemma.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-682"> <div id="comment-682" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn"><a href='http://www.dailystripshow.com' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>AngelleeSEXY</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/monday-stepmilf-padma-lakshmi/#comment-682">December 30, 2007 at 4:11 pm</a></div> <p>not a milf! i liked the milf from two weeks ago because she had tummy stretch marks! oh well can’t have it all…or can we…</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-683"> <div id="comment-683" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Polar Bear</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/monday-stepmilf-padma-lakshmi/#comment-683">December 30, 2007 at 6:09 pm</a></div> <p>whoa. your goddammn right i would hit it.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-684"> <div id="comment-684" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">boffo</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/monday-stepmilf-padma-lakshmi/#comment-684">December 30, 2007 at 9:40 pm</a></div> <p>I’ll take mines with a little mango chutney.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-685"> <div id="comment-685" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">quarrygirl</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/monday-stepmilf-padma-lakshmi/#comment-685">December 31, 2007 at 8:36 pm</a></div> <p>milf mondays suck. you never even do real milfs! one wasnt even a mom, and this one is a step-mom. who gives a F!?</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-37066"> <div id="comment-37066" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/monday-stepmilf-padma-lakshmi/#comment-37066">March 26, 2009 at 1:38 pm</a></div> <p>PADMA LAKSHMI IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST CAPTIVATING WOMEN ON TELEVISION. TOO BAD SHE DOESN’T HAVE A PERSONALLITY TO GO ALONG WITH HER LOOKS. WHAT A DRIED UP CODFISH!!</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-45306"> <div id="comment-45306" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">YourDaddy</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/monday-stepmilf-padma-lakshmi/#comment-45306">April 1, 2009 at 12:35 pm</a></div> <p>Did you just call someone a codfish?</p> </div> </li> </ol> </div> </div> <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <div id="re_ad_300x250"> <!-- begin ad-tag 300x250 --> <div id="div-gpt-ad-1362699458765-1"> <script type="text/javascript"> googletag.cmd.push(function () { googletag.display("div-gpt-ad-1362699458765-1"); }); </script> </div> <!-- end ad tag --> </div> </div> <!-- START OF THE PLAYER EMBEDDING TO COPY-PASTE --> <div id="mediaplayer" class="mediaplayer block"> <textarea class="lazyload-right"> <h2 class="heading"> This Street Fight Is So Well Filmed It’s Almost Art </h2> <div class="mediaplayerBox"> <iframe src="//break.com/embed/2655550?embed=1" width="300" height="250" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen frameborder="0"></iframe> </div> </textarea> </div> <!-- END OF THE PLAYER EMBEDDING --> </div> <br clear="all" /> </div> <!-- content end --> </div> <div class="footer_wraper"> <div class="footer"> <ul class="network_sites"> <li class="break"><a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank" title="Funny Videos">Break.com</a></li> <li class="mademan"><a href="http://www.mademan.com/" target="_blank" title="Men's Guide">Made Man</a></li> <li class="gamefront"><a href="http://www.gamefront.com/" target="_blank" title="Game Front">Game Front</a></li> <li class="screenjunkies"><a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/" target="_blank" title="Movie Reviews">Screen Junkies</a></li> <li class="cagepotato"><a href="http://www.cagepotato.com/" target="_blank" title="MMA News">Cage Potato</a></li> <li class="chickipedia"><a href="http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/" target="_blank" title="Hot Pictures">Chickipedia</a></li> <li class="holytaco last"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/" target="_blank" title="Funny Stuff">Holy Taco</a></li> </ul> </div> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> if(typeof _brkPVO == 'undefined') var _brkPVO = 'pe=a&pi=210'; (function() { var brkpv = document.createElement('script'); brkpv.type = 'text/javascript';brkpv.async = true;brkpv.src = 'http://media1.break.com/break/js/lamp/pageview.min.js?v=221'; document.body.appendChild(brkpv); })(); </script> <!--Plugin Missed Schedule 2013.0130.2222 Active - Key Tag: bkytCi8L522P8RbgYIlkQbL6Yz4JDvIWlTlXN5q776Yvq5t7gxkCvB643C7osdFV6--> <!-- Universal Footer --> <script type="text/javascript" data-site-id="HolyTaco" id="js-UniversalFooter"> (function() { var uf = document.createElement('script'), s = document.getElementById('js-UniversalFooter'); uf.type = 'text/javascript'; uf.src = '//cdn.sites.break.com/wp-content/themes/sites.break/universal-footer/UniversalFooter.js'; s.parentNode.insertBefore(uf, s); })(); </script> <div id="tracking" style="height:0px; width:0px; overflow:hidden;"> <!-- Start Comscore Beacon --> <script type="text/javascript"> document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + (document.location.protocol == "https:" ? 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