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Monkey Vs. Dog

If you don’t like monkeys then I hate you. I hate you so much. I love how the people are cheering on the monkey, yet the dog is probably thinking “Holy shit, what the hell kind of dog is this?” The best part about monkeys are that they’ll F with anyone and any thing. They don’t give a shit. They’re like my cousin, except they don’t get their ass beat afterwards and start asking me why I didn’t back them up.

5 Responses to "Monkey Vs. Dog"

  1. AlcoLOL says:

    I’ve always wanted to throw shit at a monkey. Those dirty bastards. I can’t believe we evolved from animals that eat their own shit. I have a love hate relationship with monkeys. They are cool and all, but if you want to eat your shit, do it behind a tree or something. Jesus.

  2. sammy says:

    wow..so cool , I will upload this to tall dating site____Tallmingle.com___which is a hot dating site for all tall admirers ,tall man and tall woman.

  3. KeeblerKahn says:

    I heard about this dating site called Tallmingle.com that only allows people to join if they’re tall registered sex offenders or a card carrying member of NAMBLA. I hear they also take rapist. So Sammy, which one are you?

    Great video btw, monkeys rock.

  4. justin says:

    KeeblerKahn that’s some funny shit.

  5. Victus says:

    I would have shot it [monkey], preferably in the face with the pistol I was carrying concealed illegally.


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