Back in fourth grade, if a boy liked a girl he would pull her pigtails or make fun of her in front of his friends. But when that boy grows up into a mature 20-something man, things totally change. Instead of pulling her pigtails, he pours a bucket of water on her or dances around in her room in a gorilla suit while she’s sleeping.
Dear Women of the World: Why haven’t you taken over the world yet?
Other crap to look at:
Ali Campoverde is a girl we can believe in (
asylum)
Danielle Lloyd has her mams out everywhere (
totallycrap)
Why you shouldn’t rob a jewelry store with a fake gun (
nothingtoxic)
JoJo’s cleavage is keeping her career afloat (
drw)
A-Rod andMadonna ruined Jerry Seinfeld’s house (
celebslam)
They picked the worst time to abbreviate this state (
youarehated)
Shane Moseley’s Asian impression is racist (
withleather)
Guy Lafleur’s disco hockey tips made my day. I never new that he made that video, I now have to find it.
The chick in the “Hot Roommate Gets Face Powdered” one totally looks like Zac Efron. Except manlier.
LOL@powder blower
Trust me, when women do pranks they are a whole lot more creative and meaner. I think they are already preparing to dominate. Scary thought, indeed. Hah!