Montana Man Has Better Things To Do Than Serve On Jury Duty

posted 04/30/2009
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Most of the time, if you’re going to try and get out of jury duty, you say something like, "I hate all minorities," but this Montana man decided to just come out and say what he really feels. Since you probably can’t read his writing, here’s what he wrote to the state of Montana:

Apparently you morons didn’t understand me the first time. I CANNOT take time off from work. I’m not putting my familys well being at stake to participate in this crap. I don’t believe in our "justice" system and I don’t want to have a goddamn thing to do with it. Jury duty is a complete waste of time. I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog’s balls than sit on a jury. Get it through your thick skulls. Leave me the f*&% alone.

Jeez, Montana. Can’t you take a hint?

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16 Responses to "Montana Man Has Better Things To Do Than Serve On Jury Duty"

doug sims says:

May 4, 2009 at 2:19 pm

that dude is my new hero
Anonymous says:

May 12, 2009 at 5:53 pm

Umm…. ive really said that….
Anonymous says:

May 12, 2009 at 5:12 pm

WOOT!!
Anonymous says:

May 2, 2009 at 12:46 pm

This is good so far I really like a guy who speeks his mind and does not beat around the bush, take that political correctness and stick it where the sun dont shine.
Anonymous says:

June 17, 2009 at 6:46 am

Other reports show he was summoned and went to court and appoligized. He did get excused this time, but I doubt he’ll do it again.

On a hunch I searched court records. Maybe he lost his faith in our judicial system when that same court issued a judgement against him for an unpaid hospital bill of $2000 in 2004?

He seems ok with the Federal system because Erik Slye and Jenny Slye of Belgrade MT filed a Chapter 7 Bankruptcy in 2004 as MT case 04-63486. They got to discharge (i.e. not pay) $29,600 in bills, which $18,000 was credit cards, $9000 was a GMAC loan they defaulted on.

He’s just young and dumb with more rancor then brains. Next time he’ll show up.
Anonymous says:

May 23, 2009 at 10:57 pm

yup i love it.
uglysexy says:

May 1, 2009 at 12:01 am

haha…I pity the fool

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Will says:

April 30, 2009 at 4:03 pm

The only way to make that more genuine would be if he’d wiped his ass with it and left shit streaks on the state seal.
Oatmeal says:

April 30, 2009 at 2:41 pm

FFIIRRRSSTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous says:

April 30, 2009 at 5:14 pm

DDDIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!
Anonymous says:

May 1, 2009 at 7:41 pm

I for one do not want to be judged by a group of people who are pissed off that I made them be there.

Although, being forced to sit on a jury against my will might make me more sympathetic to the defendant than to the municipality that is forcing me to be there.
jim duggan says:

April 30, 2009 at 2:54 pm

And Macho Man has better things to do… like smoke a bong rip of salvia… AND FREAKS THE #$%@ OUT!

http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/166
Anonymous says:

April 30, 2009 at 5:11 pm

I wish i can say the same thing to my AOL

Too funny to let it go: Human Pinata
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/8-1-0-273
Anonymous says:

April 30, 2009 at 9:10 pm

cmon, even Mr. T showed up for Jury Duty
Anonymous says:

May 1, 2009 at 8:20 am

Now he gets to be judged by a jury of his peers at his contempt of court charge. Whatta jackass.
Pratik says:

April 30, 2009 at 5:58 pm

This truly made my day. Truly.

Montana Man Has Better Things To Do Than Serve On Jury Duty

16 Responses to "Montana Man Has Better Things To Do Than Serve On Jury Duty"

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