As many of you know, Morgan Freeman was in a really bad accident where they had to use the Jaws Of Life to get him out. Above is his car, a 1997 Nissan Maxima. Either he was too close to a T-Rex cage when the power went out during a storm, or he rolled off that embankment and totaled the shit out of that thing.
I don’t know if Morgan Freeman is a douche or not, but the fact that he’s a famous actor worth millions and still drives a car that most of us would turn down if offered for free, makes him pretty f-ing cool I think. But if you really want to know how cool Morgan Freeman is, next time you have an inner monologue, try to imagine it’s Morgan Freeman’s voice. Like, go to the fridge at work and think in his voice, “The first time I laid eyes on this fridge, it had milk in it. Now somebody’s gone and stole it. I guess I just miss my milk.” You’ll find your day is much more awesome.
Anyway, he’s doing much better now and up and talking in his hospital bed, which is good to hear. I hope the scene is something like this: