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Morgan Freeman In Deep Impact, But Okay

As many of you know, Morgan Freeman was in a really bad accident where they had to use the Jaws Of Life to get him out.  Above is his car, a 1997 Nissan Maxima.  Either he was too close to a T-Rex cage when the power went out during a storm, or he rolled off that embankment and totaled the shit out of that thing.

I don’t know if Morgan Freeman is a douche or not, but the fact that he’s a famous actor worth millions and still drives a car that most of us would turn down if offered for free, makes him pretty f-ing cool I think.  But if you really want to know how cool Morgan Freeman is, next time you have an inner monologue, try to imagine it’s Morgan Freeman’s voice.  Like, go to the fridge at work and think in his voice, “The first time I laid eyes on this fridge, it had milk in it.  Now somebody’s gone and stole it.  I guess I just miss my milk.”  You’ll find your day is much more awesome.

Anyway, he’s doing much better now and up and talking in his hospital bed, which is good to hear.  I hope the scene is something like this:

14 Responses to "Morgan Freeman In Deep Impact, But Okay"

  1. andrew says:

    he was probably trying to find an excuse to get that bucket list started…

    ..you know, of buckets he wanted to buy.

  2. RunDMB112 says:

    Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

    I love that movie.

    Hope ol Red recovers quickly.

  3. Seth says:

    Big fukin deal, people get into car wrecks everyday, and die for that matter, so who gives a shit about morgan fukin freeman?

  4. Brass says:

    Speaking of imagining his voice, and we were, this is either him or a great impression.

    http://www.noob.us/humor/ultimate-walk-of-shame/

  5. Anonymous says:

    He’s worth millions and drives a shitbox.

    that’s what the post was about.

    and learn to spell, It’s ‘fucking’.

  6. Pratik says:

    You nailed the monologue thing dead-on. I’ve liked his narration over James Earl Jones’ ever since Shawshank Redemption, and JEJ is Darth Vader’s voice for Christ’s sake.

  7. Jesus'sassistant says:

    im glad u told me who james earl jones was hahaa

  8. Naners2009 says:

    Dude, wtf is wrong with the Maxima? I owned a 96 (until, coincidentally, i crashed it on Saturday) and that car was the bomb. I’m buying another. Sorry, but Morgan Freeman is officially the coolest celebrity on earth since he can appreciate 4th generation Maximas.

    BUT DAMN HE MESSED THAT CAR UP!

  9. dan says:

    Dude, it wasn’t his car. It was the girl he was with. He was driving her home beacuse she a bit too much to drink. He was just being a “gentlemen”.

  10. Russ says:

    even though it was the car of his “lady friend”, he is still a badass for getting down with chicks no matter how poor they are, kinda gives me hope i can hook up with a hot actress….

  11. Stinky Elvis says:

    “Either get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’…or get busy tappin’ that drunk girl ass once i get her back to her place…well would you look a’ here…my car is rolling off the road…i guess i just miss my road.”

  12. Eli says:

    Calling a guy that’s fighting for his life a douche, classy.

  13. justin says:

    I never called him a douche. In fact I said i thought he was a pretty fucking cool guy, then I wished him a speedy recovery filled with strippers and hot asian girls. What more can I do?