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The Mormons Know How To Make Great Movies

 
According to our pals at VideoHomeSystems.com, this is from a movie called "The Award" which was produced by that shadowy organization known as The Mormons. And, as you can see from this clip, they really know how to write some soaring prose that captures the teenage male mind. On second thought, since Mormons have a history of treating women like nothing more than vessels for their anointed sperm, it’s probably closer to the adult male Mormon. Let’s let the back of the VHS box speak for itself:
They were popular.
They were the football team.
They decided to choose the ugliest girl in school and give her "The Award"

You’ll never guess what happens when you see "The Award".

 
Based on a real-life incident, that bears a strong message for youth about mora values, and about compassion for people who are different from themselves. A warm and moving human interest production. For homes, classrooms, libraries, firesides. Of interest to all faiths.
So, I’m guessing that these jocks spend the first hour of this movie pushing nerds around and calling girls ugly, and then spend the last half hour learning that it’s the inner beauty that truly matters. And then, I’m also guessing that they get on their knees and pray to their alien Jesus to smote the crap out of all the nonbelievers…and then marry, like, 50 women.
 
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5 Responses to "The Mormons Know How To Make Great Movies"

  1. Jennifer says:

    They were popular.
    They were the football team.
    They were closeted and destined to crash after gradution, into a life of alcoholism and meth addiction, while recalling the days when they were “on top” to anyone and everyone who will listen.

  2. Pratik says:

    Three years later, they were all bagging groceries by day and drinking heavily by night.

  3. David says:

    Not only are Mormons EVIL but they are CRAZY also!

    Plus they are stuck in their own community and don’t go OUT.

    CRAZY SUCKERS

    Check out this video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBxZjngkTRY

  4. John says:

    Steve Young = Hall of Fame Quarterback = Crazy Mormon

    Charlene Wells Hawks = Miss America = Crazy Mormon

    Rex E. Lee = Solicitor General of USA (US Lawyer) = Crazy Mormon

    Stephanie Meyer = Author of Best Selling “Twilight” = Crazy Mormon

    David Neeleman = CEO, JetBlue Airways = Crazy Mormon

    Steven Covey = CEO Franklin Covey = Crazy Mormon

    Donny Osmond = Singer = Crazy Mormon

    Danny Ainge = NBA and MLB player = Crazy Mormon

    They are all around you, just be careful, I heard if they touch, look, or bite you – you turn into a mormon as well!


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