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11 Responses to "Most Anticipated Candy of the Year!"

  1. pratik says:

    I’m just trying to get back at DonkeyXote because he’s always mocking my Hindu heritage, which I’m very proud of!!!!!!

    We don’t use deo because it causes skin cancer!!!!! So for all of those out there that complain about our smell, let me tell you this. I rather STINK than to develop skin cancer like most of you fucking fat Americans!

  2. pratik says:

    New accessory for Donk’s MBS’s?

  3. DonkeyXote's Tranny Mom says:

    These get DonkeyPwnte all excited…

  4. DonkeyXote. says:

    They’re quite good. Especially the liquid filling. Sometimes the liquid dribble down my chin. Mmm, sooooo good!

  5. Phil Sucks says:

    Oh! that sounds like fun!

  6. Phil Jones says:

    Holy Fuckballs! Liquid filled Extra Sour Camel Balls?! Another holy grail of inapropriate candies that resemble and imitate the things that make people cringe, yet make people like me hot and bonerd…i mean botherd. I hope they sell these at a WalMart. I want to savor the taste of sweaty camel nuts on my palette while i fondle myself to images of Donkey and Dwight and THEIR balls in my mouth. Fuck i have a boner! Yes!!!

  7. Phil Sucks says:

    I think Phil is the new DonkeyXote/Philosopher

  8. Phil Jones says:

    I think you should shut you mouth before i jam my cock in your ass and put it in there. Queer!

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  10. jo woods says:

    ROTFL, thats just too funny dude.


  11. OlbrieN says:

    Those are sold here for year.
    They really taste like camels balls, it’s really bad.