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Yikes. John Coltrane needs a new publicist.
Clarence Clemons would have been OK, but Coltrane, dude — just not cool.
Balloons can place sax? SWEET!
Actually…It would be Saxophone that can, somehow, “play” a Gorilla…surrounded by balloons..
Sounds like a good time…
No Willy, that would only be the case if it was hyphenated: Gorilla-playing saxophone. See?
Can we please have more pictures of hot asses though? I don’t know about the rest of you but I really couldn’t give a shit about musical simians.
That would be an awesome Bar Mitzvah.
it would be so funny if it would beat up the birthday clown with the saxophone
fuck up philosopher
Yep, not too hard to tell who you really are, Mr. Jack-off-all-dudes.
ZOMG, that would be like SOOOOOO funny! Especially if you’re a pants-shitting retard with Down’s syndrome.
which hand is the holding the balloons with?
Clinton does kids’ parties too?
whats philosopher?