This video comes to us from a wonderful place called "Expert Village" where, apparently, everyone who lives in this adorable little municipality is an expert in something extremely useful. This woman, for example, has mastered the act of washing utensils. Not dishes, mind you, just utensils. And, to help make other people experts in this difficult field, she decided to make a video detailing what it takes to become an expert in utensil cleaning...so we can all become utensil experts...(?).
Actually, the previous paragraph was just my attempt to become an expert in sarcasm. This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life.
Expert village is retarded. Actually, if in fact they intended for their general audience to be themselves retarded, then I guess they are doing a good job.
wow way to waste 5 gallons of water for 2 spoons you whore. i think id rather wash the knives with her virgin blood after i plunge them over and over into her chest.
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February 10th, 2009 at 08:24 am
I did two knives, like she said not to, and was like "Wham! Oh shit, just slit my wrist." I blame myself.
February 10th, 2009 at 08:13 am
Expert village is retarded. Actually, if in fact they intended for their general audience to be themselves retarded, then I guess they are doing a good job.
February 10th, 2009 at 09:14 am
BAM! she had 2 spoons done, just like that. amazing.
And remember folks, DO NOT wash 2 sharp knives at once. *nods*
February 15th, 2009 at 06:20 am
I love cooking in the kitchen!
June 3rd, 2009 at 01:43 pm
wow way to waste 5 gallons of water for 2 spoons you whore. i think id rather wash the knives with her virgin blood after i plunge them over and over into her chest.
August 7th, 2009 at 03:56 am
with the genius of expert village, you can wash two, yes two utensils at once!
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