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The Most Pointless “How To” Video On The Internet

This video comes to us from a wonderful place called "Expert Village" where, apparently, everyone who lives in this adorable little municipality is an expert in something extremely useful. This woman, for example, has mastered the act of washing utensils. Not dishes, mind you, just utensils. And, to help make other people experts in this difficult field, she decided to make a video detailing what it takes to become an expert in utensil cleaning…so we can all become utensil experts…(?).
Actually, the previous paragraph was just my attempt to become an expert in sarcasm. This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life.
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6 Responses to "The Most Pointless “How To” Video On The Internet"

  1. joey says:

    wow way to waste 5 gallons of water for 2 spoons you whore. i think id rather wash the knives with her virgin blood after i plunge them over and over into her chest.

  2. Josh M says:

    I did two knives, like she said not to, and was like “Wham! Oh shit, just slit my wrist.” I blame myself.

  3. Buddy Ice says:

    Expert village is retarded. Actually, if in fact they intended for their general audience to be themselves retarded, then I guess they are doing a good job.

  4. craz says:

    with the genius of expert village, you can wash two, yes two utensils at once!

  5. I love cooking in the kitchen!

  6. General Chicken says:

    BAM! she had 2 spoons done, just like that. amazing.

    And remember folks, DO NOT wash 2 sharp knives at once. *nods*