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Movie Theater Bingo/Drinking Game

The Oscars are over now, which means it’s the perfect time to go back to the theater to check out all the winning movies that you thought were shitty until last night, but now you think they’re great. If you’re going to see Precious or The Hurt Locker, the movie theater will probably be a pretty boring place.  That’s why we’ve come up with this Movie Theater Bingo Card to help you pass the time. Just sneak some drinks in, grab a good seat, and have at it.
 
(If you often have trouble grasping simple concepts, check out the Drinking Game Instructions after the jump)
 

25 Responses to "Movie Theater Bingo/Drinking Game"

  1. The Souless Ginger says:

    Ok, let’s take as give that the theater in the ghost-town you live in lacks the proper marketing and advertising skills to attract customers throughout the day, specially at night, why the fucking fuck are you going alone in the first place to the movies?

    Get a fucking girlfriend, pay a hooker, take in a blow up doll and sit in the back, take your pet, anything for fuck’s sake, anything is better than going alone for years!

  2. Ben Affleck says:

    “Don’t go to the fucking movies at 8PM.” Says Stick on March 8th, 2010 at 01:03 pm

    How come you’ve been doing it for years, you stupid fuck?

  3. DonkeyXote says:

    Ok I’m out of ammunition!

    NEXT RANT!

  4. Stick says:

    All these commentors and you’ve all missed my point.
    You go to the earliest show, the matinée, that would be in the morning or around noon you fucking retards.
    It’s cheaper and there’s less people there. The people that are there, came to see the movie. They didn’t need a place to get a handjob, jerk off, or suck face. It was something to do, they genuinely want to see the movie.
    A better experience for a cheaper price. (More than half off where I see films.)

    But, if you want to through your money away by all means. Maybe you could spend it on a pair of glasses.

  5. Stick's Best Friend says:

    I don’t exist.

  6. ian says:

    B1 = I2 ?

  7. Stick's dick says:

    Yes I do.

  8. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    You must be one ugly motherfucker to go to the movies at night and find only five people at most within your perimeter.

    Try using some deo for a start or putting a bag over your head.

  9. Anonymussy says:

    Hey Stick, why don’t ya try watching a non-pornographic movie for once in a while?

    Last time I went to the theater at 10pm it was fucking packed to rafters!! Also, you can ALWAYS sneak in a fucking drink you douche!! When have you ever seen an usher frisk anybody at the entrance??

    YOU LAME FUCKING FUCK!

  10. Bucket Headed Monkey says:

    What kind of no-life-dickhead counts – and keeps track of – the number of people he sits with at the cinema for years???

    I pity the fool!!

  11. Olala says:

    Cheaper by like $2?

    Damn boi, yo must be one broke ass muthafucka!

  12. Stick says:

    For year, every time I’ve gone to the movies, there’s been five people in there at the most.
    Don’t go to the fucking movies at 8PM.

    If you go to the earliest show, not only is it cheaper, but it’s a better experience. Sneak in your own drink and you’re made.

  13. Guinea Pirate says:

    THIRD!!!!…………. wait……. crap

  14. DonkeyXote says:

    Avast ye scurvie!!!!!!!

    ARghhh arghh arghhh

  15. mike hock says:

    FFFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSSTTT… hopefully

  16. Stink says:

    Did you guys proof read this before you posted it? Must have had a wake-n-bake morning.

  17. GreenJeans says:

    Movie theater harassment = http://bit.ly/Jr30y

  18. pratik says:

    What about someone with a crying baby at an R-rated movie? Happened to me this weekend when I saw Brooklyn’s Finest… epic facepalm.

    Or someone who brings in five kids to see a movie that’s definitely not for kids, so they get bored and start running around while the parent does nothing.

  19. Wee Woods says:

    Oh wow, now that looks like a lOT of fun!

    Jess
    http://www.total-anonymity.us.tc

  20. boop de doop says:

    These bingo cards are always lame, and this is no exception.

  21. office jerk says:

    what does a baby care about R rated movies? they just see pretty colors flashing on the screen. they don’t have the perception or analytic capacity to understand that there’s a rape with shotgun on screen.

  22. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Well, at least the freak is now admitting that his mom has kept him captive for the past 14 years.

    Now if we can just get to the part were he admits hes a fag, and that he is really just philosopher.

  23. DonkeyXote says:

    What about when your mom takes you out of the house for the first time in 14 years, then attempts to give you a polish sanchez in the middle of a movie…

    Last time I go to a movie with my family.

  24. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Why would Donkey’s mother engage in any sexual behavior in public when she could have done that in the privacy of their home? didn’t she keep him captive for 14 years?

    Cocksucker, your argument is invalid!

  25. DonkeyXote says:

    “smell a silent fart”

    hahahahhahhahhahaha