This video features a Sheriff in Colorado talking about how they're going to press charges against the Balloon Boy's parents for masterminding the retarded hoax that took place on Thursday. We really wish we could've been there, because we've got a few important questions to ask this guy:
1) Is that how all sheriffs in Colorado dress?
2) Why is Anthony Hopkins just hanging out in the background?
3) How come you keep saying "today" but it's completely dark outside? Is there no sun in Colorado? If not, WTF is up with that? Pretty crazy, huh? No sun in Colorado? Weird.
I could give two crumbs of dried donkey shit about this kid and his family, except to say I hope they all go to jail for making me have to hear about their retarded asses the last few days.
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Jail these two motherfuckers and send the kids to foster care. Thousands and thousands of tax payer $$ wasted, just wait till Obama gets his hands on them. Do your thang son!
Yep no sun in colorado definitely no sun at atll. WE definitely don't get over 300 days of sunshine so don't even think about coming. Oh and watch out for the polar bears
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October 18th, 2009 at 11:24 am
what the fvck is wrong with colorado. that sherriff is bullshltting so hard right now
October 18th, 2009 at 03:29 pm
I could give two crumbs of dried donkey shit about this kid and his family, except to say I hope they all go to jail for making me have to hear about their retarded asses the last few days.
October 19th, 2009 at 06:24 am
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October 19th, 2009 at 07:08 am
Jail these two motherfuckers and send the kids to foster care. Thousands and thousands of tax payer $$ wasted, just wait till Obama gets his hands on them. Do your thang son!
October 19th, 2009 at 01:29 pm
i said it from the start one big HOAX! its the aliens taking over 12.21.12.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Yep no sun in colorado definitely no sun at atll. WE definitely don't get over 300 days of sunshine so don't even think about coming. Oh and watch out for the polar bears
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