This video features a Sheriff in Colorado talking about how they’re going to press charges against the Balloon Boy’s parents for masterminding the retarded hoax that took place on Thursday. We really wish we could’ve been there, because we’ve got a few important questions to ask this guy:
1) Is that how all sheriffs in Colorado dress?
2) Why is Anthony Hopkins just hanging out in the background?
3) How come you keep saying "today" but it’s completely dark outside? Is there no sun in Colorado? If not, WTF is up with that? Pretty crazy, huh? No sun in Colorado? Weird.