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Mr. and Mrs. Balloon Boy are Screwed

 
This video features a Sheriff in Colorado talking about how they’re going to press charges against the Balloon Boy’s parents for masterminding the retarded hoax that took place on Thursday.  We really wish we could’ve been there, because we’ve got a few important questions to ask this guy:
 
1) Is that how all sheriffs in Colorado dress?
2) Why is Anthony Hopkins just hanging out in the background?
3) How come you keep saying "today" but it’s completely dark outside? Is there no sun in Colorado? If not, WTF is up with that?  Pretty crazy, huh? No sun in Colorado? Weird.
 
 

6 Responses to "Mr. and Mrs. Balloon Boy are Screwed"

  1. christian says:

    i said it from the start one big HOAX! its the aliens taking over 12.21.12.

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  3. Haywood Jablowmi says:

    Jail these two motherfuckers and send the kids to foster care. Thousands and thousands of tax payer $$ wasted, just wait till Obama gets his hands on them. Do your thang son!

  4. Dr. Diddles says:

    what the fvck is wrong with colorado. that sherriff is bullshltting so hard right now

  5. IDGAF says:

    I could give two crumbs of dried donkey shit about this kid and his family, except to say I hope they all go to jail for making me have to hear about their retarded asses the last few days.

  6. Pew Pew LAsers says:

    Yep no sun in colorado definitely no sun at atll. WE definitely don’t get over 300 days of sunshine so don’t even think about coming. Oh and watch out for the polar bears


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