At first glance, you probably think you could totally take someone named "Mr. No Legs" in a fight. He's sitting there in his wheelchair, having no legs. You're standing there on two perfectly good legs. The odds are in your favor, right? Wrong. He lulls you into a false sense of security and then he punches you in the crotch or crawls on your chest and pummels your face off.
Just to be on the safe side, in the future, you probably shouldn't attack anyone who doesn't have any legs. He might throw you in a pool and choke you til you die.
February 19th, 2009 at 07:50 pm
Don't read them small..
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