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MTV Brazil Thinks Madonna Will Give You AIDS

posted 03/23/2009
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In their new safe sex ad campaign, MTV Brazil wants you to know that the person you’re about to have sex with has probably had sex with someone who has had sex with Madonna. And that means the person you’re about to have sex with probably has AIDS, the clap, gonorrhea, crabs and crabs that also have AIDS. So use a condom.
 
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3 Responses to "MTV Brazil Thinks Madonna Will Give You AIDS"

  1. Small weiner boy says:
    March 23, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    I had love making session with Material Girl.

  2. Anon says:
    March 24, 2009 at 4:33 am

    I knew she was a whore, but damn!

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