From what I can gather from this video, a middle-aged man has decided that he wants to learn how to pole dance like a stripper. So he’s either taken a class or watched a how-to video and now he’s set up a stripper pole in his basement. Now, he films his pole practices and sends the video to his mentors for further instruction.
His name is Joel and he’s married to a woman named "Laurie" has a tendency to yell down into the basement things like, "Joel, dinner’s on the table!" (She did this during another video you’ll find below the jump.) He also refers to tutorials as "tutes."
He likes to write a lot on his Youtube videos, so here’s a little more info on him:
My name is Joel. I’m 47 married with two kids. My son is 19, my daughter 12. My wife teaches high school. I work as a reviewer of Long Term Care Facilities and other medical vendors. I like music, reading, French language, politics (left of center–but I’ll listen to any argument–got friends on the Right and the Left!). I’m not formally religious, but open and respectful of others beliefs about spiritual and philosphical matters.
Practice got cut short when Laurie called for dinner, but I got the pose up twice for a second or two. Now I’m stuffed and I can’t practice because she made biscuits and honey and I had four of them and a beer, too!
I want to do the "Turn" next–you know–that thing where you bring your torso around the pole in the inverted crucifix from front to back. I tried it, sort of got it–then I realized I didn’t know what the heck you’re supposed to do next! Fall off? Well, that’s exactly what happened–but it was nicely controlled fall from a pole cat kind of grip.
I had just finished 2 hours of practicing and I was really knackered!
(There, I’ve always wanted to use that great British word in a narrative)
That’s just about everything you need to know to fully appreciate this man’s fine work in the erotic arena of pole dancing. If he ever invites you over for dinner, be sure to bring plenty of singles.
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See More Of Joel’s Attempts At Pole Dancing After The Jump!
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
Dad seriously, you’re embarassing me. Any you and mom wonder why I never bring friends over?!?!?! Gosh!
What’s sad is I bet this guy goes to work and his buddies are like “Hey what did you do this weekend?” and the best and most honest response he can come up with is, “Was just hangin’ around in the basement.”
Who strips to reggae? He didn’t oil or work hard, and he shows likes razzle dazzle.. I doubt he’s even a real stripper…
“Left of Center”
No fucking shit. All Commie Democraps do this crap. I bet Fuhrer Obama is stuffing bailout money into Plugs Bidens sock garters right now.
Thanks for the embed…and the humorous write-up. As for the comments from “Son”–nothing seems to deter the ndless parade of friends that come over and visit both my kids. It must be Laurie’s great cooking!
Paul…I don’t strip…I haven’t got an erotic bone in my body.
Josh–everyone at work knows that I pole!
Exile–yes, you are absolutely right–it’s all a commie conspiracy! But President Obama has never sent me a tip. I’m a little disappointed! /joel