If this is true, it is without a doubt the most f'ed up thing I have ever heard. Couldn't a professional CMT do the same thing, perhaps even more quickly, without having to resort to JERKING OFF YOUR OWN SON?
Seriously, I used to have a similar problem. Yet my penis was inverted to the point when erect it resembled a small button mushroom.
My mum administered (Sue Blacker) a similar procedure, but instead massaging my penis. She would lick the tip of "the shroom" (it's a name thats kinda stuck) since I was 7 years old. The problem has lessened slightly yet I am unable to give any females pleasure.
If anyone can help me, please let me know.
The best way on contacting me is probably via facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=542267686&ref=ts
Yeah, and the fact that his mom is roughing up the suspect for him 3 times a week isn't gonna have any effect on his dating life. Jesus Christ! Why doesn't she just try to straighten it with her Vaginal canal?
How could you not get close to anyone that jerked you off for two hours three times a week even if it was your mom or not. I would be happy for someone to just do it once in a while, give my hand a rest.
I am just picturing an old fat lady making her son hold still fro his daily "session", and the kid like saying (read: eric cartmans voice)"But Maaaawwwwmmmmmm!" lol, freakin hilarious.
Please stop doing this lady!! This is wrong. I had a boyfriend in high school with a similar issue and it was not a problem. His bent penis was very pleasurable when we were together. This guy doesn't have a girlfriend because his mother is molesting him!! That's the only problem here. Mom- get yourself a boyfriend and leave your son alone. His dick is fine!! Hey dude- please move out, get some therapy and there will be a lovely women waiting for you in your future as long as your mother stops jacking you off!! Jesus Christ!!!!!
Actually, this is a serious problem. I used to have the same thing, but it was in the middle of the shaft, so it actually looked like a horseshoe. My mom was no message therapist, but she applied the same technique. The only difference was that she only hand one hand. And that hook would really pinch.
You know, I find this really disturbing. Maybe this woman should own up to the fact that she's been single way too long and start dating people her own age that she's not related to, and stop jacking off her son. She can call it what she wants, but she is in fact jacking off her son to the point of orgasm for 2 hours 3 days a week. And besides, the upward bend is amazing for g-spot stimulation.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
March 24th, 2009 at 07:48 am
Buy him a hooker to have sex with
March 24th, 2009 at 08:11 am
In *this* economy?
March 24th, 2009 at 08:19 am
That was the funniest thing I've read in quite some time... I'm crying right now...
March 24th, 2009 at 10:44 am
With the price of gas!!!
March 24th, 2009 at 07:56 am
I saw this on reddit...**shudder**
March 24th, 2009 at 08:02 am
I'm Joe from Albany and I approve of this type of therapy.
March 24th, 2009 at 08:05 am
If this is true, it is without a doubt the most f'ed up thing I have ever heard. Couldn't a professional CMT do the same thing, perhaps even more quickly, without having to resort to JERKING OFF YOUR OWN SON?
March 24th, 2009 at 09:24 am
Not Jerking off she was giving the penis a "professional tissue massage" which just happened to cause him to ejaculate.
March 24th, 2009 at 08:08 am
that was not worth reading...f***ing freaks
March 24th, 2009 at 08:09 am
is this some type of early april fool's joke? whats next i gave my son a circumsion and kept his tip wet by putting it in my mouth
March 24th, 2009 at 08:10 am
I'm. Fucking. Speechless.
March 24th, 2009 at 08:11 am
*jacks*
March 24th, 2009 at 08:13 am
"that made me hard"- is the quote of the year
March 24th, 2009 at 08:17 am
The way she types makes me think she's a foreigner...
March 24th, 2009 at 08:36 am
Nah she's as American as apple pie and Oedipus complexes
March 24th, 2009 at 08:24 am
old copypasta is old
March 24th, 2009 at 08:53 am
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... yeah. where i come from it's called incest. the kid's 19. What the fuck.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:50 am
I like how you brought age into the fold to show how wrong this is...
March 24th, 2009 at 03:33 pm
if he was 23 would it be better? haha
March 24th, 2009 at 09:11 am
Can I be her adopted son? I'll bend mine into a horseshoe to get a treatment from her like that!! haha
March 24th, 2009 at 09:11 am
This is almost always wrong...Unless your Mom is extremely hott. JK. But seriously
March 24th, 2009 at 09:20 am
I'm actually a little relieved. Up until the last post I thought it was his dad writing the thread.
March 24th, 2009 at 09:40 am
Meet my friend, Mr Freud.
March 24th, 2009 at 03:18 pm
Because his name was "Female Guest"? Makes sense.
Fucktard.
April 14th, 2009 at 10:23 am
haha so did i
March 24th, 2009 at 09:35 am
I think I need to see a therapist after reading this............ A Massage Therapist.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Seriously, I used to have a similar problem. Yet my penis was inverted to the point when erect it resembled a small button mushroom.
My mum administered (Sue Blacker) a similar procedure, but instead massaging my penis. She would lick the tip of "the shroom" (it's a name thats kinda stuck) since I was 7 years old. The problem has lessened slightly yet I am unable to give any females pleasure.
If anyone can help me, please let me know.
The best way on contacting me is probably via facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=542267686&ref=ts
cheers :D:D
Sam x
March 24th, 2009 at 01:23 pm
At least you can fuck your own bellybutton. Grease that sucker up and go to town on your pillow.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:05 am
double-plus foul...
that's what leads to this kida shit:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/160
March 24th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Yeah, and the fact that his mom is roughing up the suspect for him 3 times a week isn't gonna have any effect on his dating life. Jesus Christ! Why doesn't she just try to straighten it with her Vaginal canal?
March 24th, 2009 at 01:13 pm
that would be incest you sick f*ck
March 24th, 2009 at 05:55 pm
it already is incest
March 24th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Best ending ever lol
March 24th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
How could you not get close to anyone that jerked you off for two hours three times a week even if it was your mom or not. I would be happy for someone to just do it once in a while, give my hand a rest.
March 24th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
I am just picturing an old fat lady making her son hold still fro his daily "session", and the kid like saying (read: eric cartmans voice)"But Maaaawwwwmmmmmm!" lol, freakin hilarious.
March 24th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
wow. what kid would allow their parent to do this to them?
March 24th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
dear god this is so wrong.
10 bucks its a 4chan person creating a new mem
March 24th, 2009 at 01:14 pm
Please stop doing this lady!! This is wrong. I had a boyfriend in high school with a similar issue and it was not a problem. His bent penis was very pleasurable when we were together. This guy doesn't have a girlfriend because his mother is molesting him!! That's the only problem here. Mom- get yourself a boyfriend and leave your son alone. His dick is fine!! Hey dude- please move out, get some therapy and there will be a lovely women waiting for you in your future as long as your mother stops jacking you off!! Jesus Christ!!!!!
March 24th, 2009 at 01:19 pm
Best fucking troll EVER.
March 24th, 2009 at 01:22 pm
I'd like to add that the best part about getting older is that the amount of MILFs increases exponentially with your age (until about your mid-40s)
March 24th, 2009 at 01:25 pm
this is a real WTF!!! the end is coming
March 24th, 2009 at 09:19 pm
apparently the end is coming 3 times per session
March 24th, 2009 at 01:26 pm
The whole thing has left me feeling uncomfortably aroused.
March 24th, 2009 at 01:44 pm
Dammit, all MY mom ever did was keep me stocked up on tube socks.
March 24th, 2009 at 02:20 pm
Actually, this is a serious problem. I used to have the same thing, but it was in the middle of the shaft, so it actually looked like a horseshoe. My mom was no message therapist, but she applied the same technique. The only difference was that she only hand one hand. And that hook would really pinch.
March 24th, 2009 at 02:46 pm
Best thread Ever. Best Mom Ever!
March 24th, 2009 at 03:55 pm
anyone who is complaining that their mom didn't give them this type of treatment should be kicked in the mouth and stabbed with a spork
March 24th, 2009 at 04:02 pm
Molester Mom and Son J should hook up with Hulk and Brooke Hogan. If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family!
March 24th, 2009 at 04:27 pm
The internet....just when I thought I had seen it all.
March 24th, 2009 at 05:51 pm
You know, I find this really disturbing. Maybe this woman should own up to the fact that she's been single way too long and start dating people her own age that she's not related to, and stop jacking off her son. She can call it what she wants, but she is in fact jacking off her son to the point of orgasm for 2 hours 3 days a week. And besides, the upward bend is amazing for g-spot stimulation.
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