Ignoring how fantastically wrong it is for a mother (no matter her training) to massage her grown son's penis...
Ignoring how unlikely it is that this post is real...
PLEASE STOP TRYING TO FIX THAT HOOK!! For the love of all that is hot and orgasmic! The best c*ck I ever f*cked belonged to a guy who had a perfect upward curve. It tickled my G-spot every time, in every position! It was PERFECT!! True, the guy sucked, his foreplay sucked, the aftermath sucked... but the sex was unf*cking believeable!!!
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY HOOK - THE MOST PERFECT OF ALL PENISES!
here is the thing
you can do more for your son.
you can start using your vagina to get a more straight line and bit by bit to get the perfect line you move to the anal position
the thing is one day he gets maried and then ,if he has a daughter and not having fun with his wife,do you think it will be ok for his daughter to take over what you where doing
i know you are trying to get justification or may be an excuse to continue
just make up your mind you know what is the rite thing to do
one more thing..can i get a massage mine is a bit cuved and my wife loves it ,i just want her off my back
HAHAHHAHAH,
the thread is seriosly sick (as in disgusting) and my penis curves to the left a bit and i can give good pleasre. My girlfriend loves it and all i can say to this 19 year old boy is try and accept youself the way you are, or if your desperate, go get some surgery. STOP LETTING YOUR MUM PLAY WITH YOUR POPPYCOCK!!!
I don't see why everyone finds this so funny, I've heard this is a hereditary condition, and I can't thank my mom enough for helping me get over this. My sons all have had this problem, but fortunately I was able to remember the technique and straighten them out
umm..... i think it would b better if this friend of urs or his own father did it instead of you. with his own mother getting him to an orgasm in any way is just promoting incest. let a man do it.
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March 24th, 2009 at 06:10 pm
Ignoring how fantastically wrong it is for a mother (no matter her training) to massage her grown son's penis...
Ignoring how unlikely it is that this post is real...
PLEASE STOP TRYING TO FIX THAT HOOK!! For the love of all that is hot and orgasmic! The best c*ck I ever f*cked belonged to a guy who had a perfect upward curve. It tickled my G-spot every time, in every position! It was PERFECT!! True, the guy sucked, his foreplay sucked, the aftermath sucked... but the sex was unf*cking believeable!!!
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY HOOK - THE MOST PERFECT OF ALL PENISES!
March 24th, 2009 at 06:51 pm
too true
March 24th, 2009 at 06:54 pm
What if it hooks to the side?
March 24th, 2009 at 07:50 pm
well just lowered my thoughts of man again can't get much lower, I hope.
March 25th, 2009 at 02:53 am
Finger lickin' good mommy!
March 25th, 2009 at 04:06 am
I was completely disturbed after reading this, but everyones comments made me laugh so hard! You people are halarious!
March 25th, 2009 at 04:54 am
here is the thing
you can do more for your son.
you can start using your vagina to get a more straight line and bit by bit to get the perfect line you move to the anal position
the thing is one day he gets maried and then ,if he has a daughter and not having fun with his wife,do you think it will be ok for his daughter to take over what you where doing
i know you are trying to get justification or may be an excuse to continue
just make up your mind you know what is the rite thing to do
one more thing..can i get a massage mine is a bit cuved and my wife loves it ,i just want her off my back
March 25th, 2009 at 06:18 am
my penis curves upward like a J. I think I need massage therapy 2 hours a day, three days a week. I should forward this to my wife....
March 25th, 2009 at 10:07 am
That is fuckin gross.She's basically trying to legitimize incest by saying it's a "massage".Take him to a Dr. Weird woman.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Someone needs to get that lady a boyfriend.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Here's a tip:
She could go "professionally massage tissue" other kids non-related to her, and then with that money, pay another person to "massage" her son.
Or maybe she wants to.
March 25th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
LMAO seriously... what the f*ck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just wow!
March 25th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
seriously WTF?
March 26th, 2009 at 12:15 am
Here's the actual link so you sickos can comment on the real site:
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/my-son-s-penis-problem-t55701.html
March 26th, 2009 at 01:02 pm
4chan.
Internet heroes.
March 26th, 2009 at 04:10 pm
Omg it's a real website holy crap! I'm not even sure what to say to this!!!
March 27th, 2009 at 02:10 am
The last comment by "Guest" cracked me up. Sort of put it into perspective.
April 1st, 2009 at 01:11 pm
l
April 1st, 2009 at 01:12 pm
i think that someone made this up....sick but very creative
May 27th, 2009 at 09:59 pm
HAHAHHAHAH,
the thread is seriosly sick (as in disgusting) and my penis curves to the left a bit and i can give good pleasre. My girlfriend loves it and all i can say to this 19 year old boy is try and accept youself the way you are, or if your desperate, go get some surgery. STOP LETTING YOUR MUM PLAY WITH YOUR POPPYCOCK!!!
but seriously, all the comments are hilarious....
June 6th, 2009 at 12:02 am
has anyone thought that maybe, just maybe, shes jacking off her retarded child?
June 11th, 2009 at 02:08 pm
I don't see why everyone finds this so funny, I've heard this is a hereditary condition, and I can't thank my mom enough for helping me get over this. My sons all have had this problem, but fortunately I was able to remember the technique and straighten them out
November 15th, 2009 at 04:50 pm
umm..... i think it would b better if this friend of urs or his own father did it instead of you. with his own mother getting him to an orgasm in any way is just promoting incest. let a man do it.
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