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Natalie Portman Doesn’t Want You To Eat Shoes

Courtesy of popsugar.com

If you’re tired of biting into a shoe and finding a big piece of meat, then you’re in the same boat as Natalie Portman. And she’s (finally) doing something about it (thank God!) Her new line of vegan shoes will assure that there is no animal meat, skin or dairy products in your footwear. Some people might think that a vegetarian shoe would be good enough. No sir. Vegetarian shoes might have some milk in them…right? Whatever. Here’s some photos of Natalie walking through an airport to get you excited about meat and cheeseless shoes.

                    

4 Responses to "Natalie Portman Doesn’t Want You To Eat Shoes"

  1. VanessaV says:

    but i like milk in my shoes – doh

  2. quarrygirl says:

    hell yeah, i liked natalie portman…and now i like her even more. i will buy some of those shoes most def. :) thanks HT!

  3. i’d eat her meatless poo for 90 seconds of lovin’ on that face

  4. Michelle says:

    Here’s an affordable vegan site for shoes, boots and more!


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