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Natasha Polevshchikova

Age: 22

Where you’ve seen her: Natasha Polevshchikova is a Victoria’s Secret model, so you’ve seen her in a bunch of lame ads where she’s lying on a rock and some douche with a popped collar and high cheek bones is really close to her face. But she’s usually wearing very little, so you don’t mind all that much.

Pointless quote: “After modeling, I’m going to study or open a shop in my city.

7 Responses to "Natasha Polevshchikova"

  1. Buddy Ice says:

    Me: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

    Natasha Polevshchikova: Mister… my family will pay. Whatever ransom you’re askin’ for, they pay it.

    Me: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

    [to his dog, Rambo]
    Me: Yes, it will Rambo, won’t it? It will get the hose!

    Natasha Polevshchikova: Okay… okay… okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won’t – I won’t press charges I promise. See, my mom is a one-legged, Russian prostitute, she can mail you a signed photo of Michael Gorbachev, and half-a-case of vodka.

    Me: Now it places the lotion in the basket.

    Natasha Polevshchikova: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!

    Me: It places the lotion in the basket.

    Natasha Polevshchikova: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my…

    Me: Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

  2. SillyPutty says:

    put the dog in the basket, not the lotion you cheezeball.

    Also, she looks like Skeletor.

  3. Chaosman says:

    great post Buddy.

  4. Mr. Balls says:

    Why is there a picture of her eating a melting ice cream cone?

  5. Buddy Ice says:

    SillyPutty, I’m right, you’re wrong. The dog scene was after this, you turd-burger.

  6. darko666 says:

    I know her. She’s nice. But that’s about it. They sure breed em SLOW-WITTED. I mean, she literally couldn’t open a door with a set of keys — granted it wasn’t her apartment — but she’s not used to dealing with stuff herself, it’s an amazing trait. In essence wealthy men or her agency handles all day to day stuff. Pretty brilliant.

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