I know this is supposed to be a parody, but I think Iverson's 15 charges qualify as amazing not in a hey-look-another-basketball-player-got-arrested kind of way. But more of a holy-shit-that's-a-lot-of-charges-for-one-dude-who's-a-millionaire,-could-you-imagine-if-Bill-Gates-got-arrested-for-all-that-stuff kind of way.
Bill Gates is a white collar criminal. These guys are black collar criminals.
White collar crime = your money is getting stolen and you don't know it.
Black collar crime = your money is getting stolen and you have a .38 snub nose in your back as you withdraw from the ATM and/or DNA samples are deposited into one of your orifices against your will.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
May 13th, 2009 at 06:48 am
Bill Gates is a white collar criminal. These guys are black collar criminals.
White collar crime = your money is getting stolen and you don't know it.
Black collar crime = your money is getting stolen and you have a .38 snub nose in your back as you withdraw from the ATM and/or DNA samples are deposited into one of your orifices against your will.
May 13th, 2009 at 09:31 am
I admire the subtle social commentary of your black collar/white color analogy. You should write for McSweeney's.
May 13th, 2009 at 09:32 am
"white collar"
May 13th, 2009 at 08:13 am
Thanks for the Niagara hockey team nudes...heard there was a set around somewhere. She is pretty hot!
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