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The NBA: Where Amazing Happens

I know this is supposed to be a parody, but I think Iverson’s 15 charges qualify as amazing not in a hey-look-another-basketball-player-got-arrested kind of way. But more of a holy-shit-that’s-a-lot-of-charges-for-one-dude-who’s-a-millionaire,-could-you-imagine-if-Bill-Gates-got-arrested-for-all-that-stuff kind of way.
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5 Responses to "The NBA: Where Amazing Happens"

  1. Sickpigs.com says:

    I admire the subtle social commentary of your black collar/white color analogy. You should write for McSweeney’s.

  2. Buddy Ice says:

    Bill Gates is a white collar criminal. These guys are black collar criminals.

    White collar crime = your money is getting stolen and you don’t know it.

    Black collar crime = your money is getting stolen and you have a .38 snub nose in your back as you withdraw from the ATM and/or DNA samples are deposited into one of your orifices against your will.

  3. Sickpigs.com says:

    “white collar”

  4. Crazy Oldie says:

    Thanks for the Niagara hockey team nudes…heard there was a set around somewhere. She is pretty hot!