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I loved The Happening…Gobama!!!
I would’ve voted for Obama if he shoveled babies onto train tracks once in awhile…..but EVERY weekend?…..that is going too far……McCain gets my vote, now!
(I thought the exclamation point at the end was a nice touch……yes I am complimenting my own post, in the very same post……I’m awesome)
P.S. Who does Holy Taco/CAPTCHA hire to make the coded characters you must type in to prove you aren’t a spammer?…by the looks of things…I’d say retarded children with a box of crayons.
There should’ve been one showing Sarah Palin, with the poster saying “Sarah Palin? Really America? Sarah PALIN??” Then on the bottom there would be “I’m Barack Obama and I approve this message.”
hahahaha wow. that made my night
in regards to todays inaugural events I want to share some funny poop because this poop isn’t THAT funny. My girlf,‹riend,‹ is a middl,‹e schoo,‹l teach,‹er in Vermo,‹nt.,‹ You may know Vermo,‹nt as a VERY liber,‹al state,‹.,‹.,‹.,‹ So, when she told me this inaug,‹ural tale which,‹ occur,‹red in her colle,‹ague’,‹s class,‹room-,‹I giggl,‹ed at it’s lunac,‹y.,‹
Here goes.,‹.,‹.,‹
Like many schoo,‹ls,,‹young,‹ stude,‹nts spent,‹ today,‹ celeb,‹ratin,‹g diver,‹sity and the inaug,‹urati,‹on of our new black presi,‹dent w/,‹event,‹s decid,‹ed by the young,‹ stude,‹nts whom are too young,‹ to have ever exper,‹ience,‹d ‘,‹racis,‹m’,‹.,‹ In this parti,‹cular,‹ class,‹,,‹they decid,‹ed they would,‹ like to decor,‹ate choco,‹late ‘,‹DUNKI,‹N DONUT,‹’,‹ MUNCH,‹KINs like Presi,‹dent Obama,‹,,‹and,,‹well-’,‹eat them’.,‹ The teach,‹er decid,‹ed that this was proba,‹bly inapp,‹ropri,‹ate,,‹and someh,‹ow ‘,‹racis,‹t’,‹ and decli,‹ned the idea.,‹ He turne,‹d down a numbe,‹r of other,‹ideas,‹, and becau,‹se the stude,‹nts could,‹ not come up with a ‘,‹good’,‹ idea on their,‹ own,,‹the teach,‹er decid,‹ed the kids would,‹ make Obama,‹ piñat,‹a’,‹s which,‹ they would,‹ fill with candy,‹ and beat with stick,‹s upon days end.
True story,‹.,‹ Oy Vey.
Happy,‹ inaug,‹urati,‹on day and God Bless,‹ Ameri,‹ca!,‹ I couldn’t make this sh*t up.