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Nereida Gallardo

posted 07/17/2008
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Age: 25

Where you’ve seen her: Nereida Gallardo used to be known as “Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend.” But since they just broke up, she’s now know as “Used to be Cristian Ronaldo’s girlfriend.”

Pointless fact: Before Ronaldo met her, she was working for minimum wage as a nursing assistant.

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4 Responses to "Nereida Gallardo"

  1. Buddy Ice says:
    July 17, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    If I was forced to describe her in terms that measured degrees of intelligence and adjectives of temperature I would have to say that she is “stupid hot”.

  2. doggydog says:
    July 17, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    Or a really hot dumbass I would bang!

  3. Jonny Boy says:
    July 18, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    Shes nice, but the fact that ronaldos been there is a bit of a turn off

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