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Never Ask A Cow For Help

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Cow #1: Hey Dave, can you give me a hand for a second. I think my neck is stuck in this fence.
Cow #2: No problem. I’ll be right over.

cow fence
Cow #1: Thanks a lot. This is soooooo embarrassing. I have no idea how it happened. One second I’m scratching my back on this post and then…well, here I am.
Cow #2: Don’t even worry about it. So, how are things otherwise?

cow fence
Cow #1: Not bad. The kids are good. Tommy starts school this year…um, Dave?
Cow #2: Yeah?
Cow #1: I appreciate your help. I really do. But are you sure this is the best way to get me out of this fence?
Cow #2: Hang on. We’ll have you out of there in no time.

8 Responses to "Never Ask A Cow For Help"

  1. tallboy7 says:

    Good morning. Here’s pics of cows fucking.

    Thanks, bro

  2. KeeblerKahn says:

    This is like a bovine version of OZ.

    Sometimes a cow has to do things he’s not proud of just to survive. That’s life in the pen.

  3. someguy says:

    hey, cows are girls and bulls are guys…

  4. Dirt Magirt says:

    I would be the bottom cow.

  5. Shaf says:

    It should be re-posted: ‘Hot Girl on Girl Action!!’

  6. franknstein says:

    Um, I believe these are both males – I do believe in the first picture, I see the “stem of the apple”

  7. Ramlag says:

    I’m disappointed in the lack space odyessy references. “you’re hurting me Dave…”

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