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New Air Jordan’s: From The Future?

Remember when you were little and you wanted a pair of Air Jordan’s but instead your mom bought you L.A Gear and everyone made fun of you?  You probably don’t, but I do.  Walking into the shoe store and coming out with L.A. Gear was like going into a Hooters and getting the 43 year-old waitress with asthma who they can’t fire for legal reasons.  Anyway, I wanted those Air Jordan’s but they were too expensive and guess what, they still are.  They cost 185.00 which I think is unjustified.  I mean, Jordan is amazing and potentially the greatest athlete of our generation, but as soon as you start doing commercials with Kevin Bacon, the price of your shoe should drop.  That’s all I’m saying.

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9 Responses to "New Air Jordan’s: From The Future?"

  1. unPC says:

    The last time I went to Hooters, I got the pregnant waitress. And not the “oh, I just found out I’m pregnant” pregnant. The “I need some clearance around corners and this ass will never be the same” kinda pregnant.

    This has nothing to do with Air Jordans or Kevin Bacon. Just sayin.

  2. AlcoLOL says:

    Hooters is communist.

  3. I'm a janitor part time says:

    anyone click the link to the air jordan’s? they really half-assed the naming. AJ XX3. i’m assuming that’s Air Jordan 23 and i’m cool with the AJ. thats understandable but why half roman-numeral? it makes no sense. did they forget how to make it all the way up to XXIII? if it was a length issue then a simple 2 and 3 would have sufficed. i’m befuddled

  4. pontan says:

    Who’s granny knitted the side of those fuckers?

  5. JW says:

    Get over Jordan already!

  6. Jimmy Hoffa says:

    If we’re careful, soon we can change the rules about apostrophes being used to make words plural!

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  8. Dikfore says:

    jimmy hoffa would never say that. he knows that apostrophe’s don’t make words plural. they are used for contrations and to show possession.

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