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New Year’s Resolutions From Historical Figures

It’s always fun to go back and look at your past New Year’s Resolutions and see how you failed miserably.  But don’t feel bad, some of the most famous people in the world haven’t been able to keep true to their New Year’s resolutions.
 
THOMAS JEFFERSON
 
 
ADOLF HITLER
 
 
 

 
CHARLES MANSON
 
 
JESUS CHRIST
 
 
ADAM
 
 

6 Responses to "New Year’s Resolutions From Historical Figures"

  1. Baked Potato says:

    Well, at least hitler got his most important ones taken care of…

  2. Sarah Palin says:

    My 2009 resolution: Appear naked on http://www.palination.org

  3. Anonymous says:

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