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Newborn On Rye


24 Responses to "Newborn On Rye"

  1. Anonymous says:

    Haha I laughed my ass off this is genious

  2. Anonymous says:

    The guy in the picture and however is behind the camera should be put in between two pieces of bread when they are totally defenseless and scared shitless. THAT would be funny.

    Fucking douchebags.

  3. Anaughtybear says:

    You baby-obsessed Mormons need to stop reproducing long enough to laugh at this piece of brilliance. This hate is endorsed by Trojan condoms (condoms go on your wiener).

  4. Anonymous says:

    eat that fucking baby

  5. Anonymous says:

    I hate this picture. I want to punch him in his nuts so he can’t have kids anymore.

  6. Nintendophile says:

    Baby meat is the tenderest of meats.

  7. Of course says:

    The infant is crying because its a fucking infant… Hrmm i wonder if it wasn’t in between 2 hero buns and under lettuce if it would stop? Good pic, vaginal comments…

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  9. Tops says:

    Geez Subway must be getting its meat fresh from the orphanage!

  10. SavageLettuce says:

    Hold the afterbirth, please….

  11. Anon says:

    u can has moar /b/

  12. Deez says:

    WTF. I couldn’t even laugh at this.

  13. Anonymous says:

    i can.

  14. Anonanonanon in Australia says:

    hope the kid pissed on his bread

  15. Anonymous says:

    Child abuse for sure !!

  16. cjp says:

    When the baby is screaming, it’s no longer funny. Shame on you, bad parent.

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  18. Anonymous says:

    you’re a fag

  19. Anonymous says:

    the kid looks like its a day old..and its screaming, terrible.i might have chuckled if the kid wasnt extremely unhappy.

  20. queeftard says:

    This isn’t funny

  21. Anonymous says:

    Dude your name is queeftard and you dont find this funny?

  22. Anonymous says:

    This isnt funny at all mister. Id punch you (one hit would suffice from what i see) cause you’re fail.

  23. niels says:

    guy starts with the kid’s ass