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Nicole Kidman’s Bodyguard Pummels Paparazzi

So apparently a paparazzi for flynet.com was following Nicole Kidman, when suddenly her bodyguard got out and basically slapped him around/beat the living daylights out of him. If I’m a paparazzi, my first reaction when a roided bodyguard style dude in Raybans gets out of the car and says “you want to f%&k with me?” is to go “No. No, I don’t. I apologize.” Roided up bodyguards LIVE for stuff like this. You gotta think, 99.9% of their job, they never get to punch anybody. So when that .001% happens, it’s punch city and you’re the mayor. No good.

7 Responses to "Nicole Kidman’s Bodyguard Pummels Paparazzi"

  1. Vageen says:

    I have an idea, go to school and get a job that dosen’t involve being a professional stalker and then maybe people won’t kick your ass.. Don’t even have to go to school just follow this simple equation… Leave people alone = not getting punched in the head… I guess its not that simple?

  2. Follow Me says:

    I agree if you followed a man or his family around your head might be knotted up on both sides, really just the way things are, you guys might make big bucks for the photos so cool i liked seeing him get knocked around. No go get a real job wanker.

  3. AlcoLOL says:

    You fuck with me? It not right. You fuck with 53 years old! Hahaha.. I hate paparazzi. How dull of a life can you have. Another thing.. How did they get those fucking vagina shots..? I mean.. Do they point the camera right up the girls cooch? Sketchy man. Fucking sketchy.

  4. Jacob says:

    Yeah pap piss me off, I remember that pic of that guy shoving his camera up that celeb’s dress just to get a quick cash.. its crazy. Personally if I was followed.. I’d just find out where they live and sit out there and harass their family with a camera… follow their kids to school etc.

  5. Neil says:

    I like how theres the picture of him leaving the ambulance…. with an ice pack. What a f-ing candy ass. I bet the paramedics’ conversation when he left went something like this:

    “What a pussy. Seriously who calls an ambulance for a black eye?”

    “Yeah I can’t believe we took this call instead of that flaming car accident”

    “Really. Hey did you see the pictures of Britney in this week’s random shitty tabloid? She shoves Mel Gibson’s dog up her ass and sings the national anthem.”

    “No way! Let me see!”

  6. Waterypoo says:

    Good…they deserve it, next the bodyguard should throw a bag or watery poo at him first then pummel em.

  7. Clee says:

    I expect much more from a roided bodyguard. Why wasn’t the scum bucket unconscious. Stop harassing people or pay the price – beating isn’t good enough for this swine.


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