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It’s early on a Monday, so let’s get right into this one. According to Orlando’s Sun Sentinel:

A Palm Beach Gardens man and his mother, a middle school science teacher, are permanently barred from owning or possessing animals, a judge ruled Thursday after watching a short film of the man having sex in his bedroom with a German shepherd.

Judge Frank Castor also ordered that the county be given custody of the woman’s pets , two German shepherds and two cats , and ruled that she and her son, 18, jointly pay the county $1,848 in boarding costs and other fees.

The woman urged the judge not to take away her dogs, and said not allowing her to have future pets “is punishing the mother for the sins of a son.”

She told the judge, “I have not done anything wrong or have hurt these animals in any way. I was mortified to find this was going on.”

The county intends to put the animals up for adoption.

Boning dogs is one thing, but do you really have to film it? Only bad things can happen to a tape of you getting it on with a dog. But on the upside, I bet adopting these dogs would make for great conversation starters whenever you had people over to your house. This is how I imagine that conversation going:

Party Guest: Thanks for inviting me over. Hey, I didn’t know you had dogs. They’re so cute!

Host: Yeah, I just got them last week. I adopted them from the shelter.

Party Guest: Aww, that’s adorable. What are their names?

Host: That one is called “Sparky” and that one quivering behind the couch is named “I Got Raped.”

Party Guest: Those are…interesting…names…

Host: Yeah, well, I call that one Sparky because he’s always full of energy. And I call that other one “I Got Raped” because he got raped by a teenager who recorded it. Do you want to see the short film of the rape?

Party Guest: I have to leave.

9 Responses to "No More Dog Sex For Guy Who Likes Dog Sex"

  1. AnimalPlanet says:

    Gives whole new meaning to deep south, doesn’t it?

  2. </a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/no-more-dog-sex-for-guy-who-likes-dog-sex/#comment-61066">May 13, 2009 at 12:38 pm</a></div> <p>Badly need your help. Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.<br /> I am from Zambia and too bad know English, give true I wrote the following sentence: “Com – actualit conomiques et opportunit; d ffaires en russie.polk said cars is on the upswing in russia, avtovaz, maker of the best selling russian car.”</p> <p> <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> Thanks in advance. Paxton.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-52370"> <div id="comment-52370" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Doglover</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/no-more-dog-sex-for-guy-who-likes-dog-sex/#comment-52370">January 28, 2009 at 7:20 pm</a></div> <p>Don’t worry Sum Ting Wong I was looking for a video, I love that kind of stuff. My dog loves sucking on my dick.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-51171"> <div id="comment-51171" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/no-more-dog-sex-for-guy-who-likes-dog-sex/#comment-51171">January 28, 2009 at 7:15 pm</a></div> <p>Dogs are hot!</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-9704"> <div id="comment-9704" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Slim</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/no-more-dog-sex-for-guy-who-likes-dog-sex/#comment-9704">June 1, 2008 at 10:38 pm</a></div> <p>SICK SICK SICK FUCKING PEOPLE…. that kid should be raped by a dog then killed n i don’t give a fuck<br /> if you don’t agree with me</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-9705"> <div id="comment-9705" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Scott</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/no-more-dog-sex-for-guy-who-likes-dog-sex/#comment-9705">June 1, 2008 at 11:12 pm</a></div> <p>Well, in my book, he’s a step above the table fucker from a few months ago… At least he can suppress his urge to rape inanimate objects… That poor, defenseless table never saw it coming…</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-9706"> <div id="comment-9706" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">big nose joe</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/no-more-dog-sex-for-guy-who-likes-dog-sex/#comment-9706">June 2, 2008 at 3:44 pm</a></div> <p>Unbelievable… how the hell did he get it done? I mean physically. I can understand a smaller pet that’s easier to handle, but a German Shepard. I say limit him to a gold fish and see how he gets along with them or a boa (that would be a pretty sight). They should punish these sickos by psychological means. He’d probably get a kick out of being raped by a dog.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-9707"> <div id="comment-9707" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Sum Ting Wong</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/no-more-dog-sex-for-guy-who-likes-dog-sex/#comment-9707">June 2, 2008 at 7:59 pm</a></div> <p>So, judging by the other comments, am I to believe that I’m the *only* fucking guy who jerked off while reading this article? Really? You fucking lairs. For shame.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-48895"> <div id="comment-48895" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/no-more-dog-sex-for-guy-who-likes-dog-sex/#comment-48895">February 19, 2009 at 9:38 am</a></div> <p>Seriously – I actually know about this story since I live in the area. Apparently there were two Shepherds, a male and a female, both abused by this guy. A woman I know went to see about adopting them, but the male dog wouldn’t let a man near him, or stand behind him. I wouldn’t blame him…</p> <p>Crazy story. 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