No One Ever Mistakes My Penis For A Gun

January 2nd, 2009 | 05:20 am
Reader Erin L. sent this video in to us.  I really love how in this video, even though a penis is grabbed and fondled, both parties act as if they're talking about a wallet.  If I grabbed and fondled a penis, my next words would either be "ew ew ew, god, so sorry, super sorry, shit, sorry."  or "Hmmm.  Looks like I'm going to have to have a conversation with my parents."
 
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2 Responses to "No One Ever Mistakes My Penis For A Gun"

  1. Steve Says:

    hahaha that's hilarious...2 years ago.

  2. Ali Says:

    "What's that?" "That's.. my penis." "That's your penis. Alright. Sorry about that.."

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