No One Ever Mistakes My Penis For A Gun

posted 01/02/2009
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Reader Erin L. sent this video in to us. I really love how in this video, even though a penis is grabbed and fondled, both parties act as if they’re talking about a wallet. If I grabbed and fondled a penis, my next words would either be "ew ew ew, god, so sorry, super sorry, shit, sorry." or "Hmmm. Looks like I’m going to have to have a conversation with my parents."

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