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16 Responses to "Not A Single Hoe In Nashville?"

  1. ThePadrino says:

    This is real funny you know there got to be a few in nashville

  2. queeftard's retarded vaginal fart says:

    Hahaha! U. Jereckshun, I like you. That was actually pretty funny. Is it hard to type with my mom’s mouth around your nuts?

  3. U. Jereckshun says:

    Dude, that’s nasty. Here I am trying to be nice to your mom and you just keep talking about my junk in her mouth. And no, I can still type fine.

  4. U. Jereckshun says:


  5. onward says:

    pratik is alright.
    But come on now, easy with the joke on the south…i need to frequent the fine state of Nebraska.

  6. holytacos says:

    or possibly the fact that he lives in the south. dumb fuck

  7. aimee Diehl says:

    I’m from Nebraska, you fucks. How does he not have any hoes in ATL, where he lives? I live there now. haha

  8. pratik says:

    Notice how there is very little red anywhere except the south (a.k.a. where the stupid people live). I guess there’s a lot of stupid people in Nebraska too, oddly enough.

  9. Roller says:

    the entire state of Maryland.

  10. queeftard's retarded vaginal fart says:

    Who knew Nebraska had so many good hoes?

    Oh, and first, cock gobblers.

  11. U. Jereckshun says:

    Congrats, Queef. I’d a’ beat ya, but I was busy putting fresh water in your mother’s dish.

  12. queeftard's retarded vaginal fart says:

    Thanks, U. Jereckshun. Mom always gets pretty thirsty from sucking your little pencil dick.

  13. U. Jereckshun says:

    Had to go right for the dick, didn’t ya?

  14. onward says:

    Is this true.
    Because i live, and resided, in areas in red…and there are lots of girls.
    yet, i still haven’t had sex for a while, and still masturbate.

  15. Gourry says:

    On this map: every area code where Ludacris got an STD

  16. strotz forswore says:

    … from Gourry