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26 Responses to "Not Pictured: The Wooden Ambulance"

  1. quim master says:

    ummmm they spent all their funding on playground equipment?

  2. hapless victim says:

    oh

  3. hapless victim says:

    So if there wasn’t ambulance in the title, the title would be useless?

  4. Anonymous says:

    Because that would negate the title, duh.

  5. hapless victim says:

    why isn’t the ambulance pictured?

  6. Le Coque says:

    It would appear you do indeed have NPD

  7. Andy says:

    Dr Fuckoff, you are my hero.

  8. Dr Fuckoff says:

    Hey guys, another poster has observed that philosopher suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPA), the traits of which:

    1. Has a grandiose sense of self-importance
    2. Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty or ideal love (megalomania)
    3. Believes they are “special” and can only be understood by, or should associate with, people (or institutions) who are also “special” or of high status
    4. Requires excessive admiration
    5. Has a sense of entitlement
    6. Is interpersonally exploitative
    7. Lacks empathy
    8. Is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her
    9. Shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

    I don’t know about you, but I think this is an absolute Bulls-eye.

    Being that philosopher will by his very nature deny this, and being the he hasn’t got a job and nothing better to to do than hang on HT. And being that this disorder is rarely treatable, because they are too narcissistic to seek help. It may very well serve our own sanity better to only abuse him once each time he posts something banal, and not get into futile arguments thereon.

    Cheers

  9. 123456789 says:

    what a homo

  10. Le Coque says:

    9. Shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

  11. AdamX says:

    You also need to paint the Denial Brush on 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 & 8

  12. philosopher says:

    no, I don’t. your just so stupid, that those initials are being repeated in your head like a broken record.

    -the original philosopher

  13. philosopher says:

    I didn’t bother reading this, I already know that I should just insult you

    Do us all a favor, and shut the fuck up. Just because you’re having your period, it doesn’t mean you have to make us suffer.

    -the original philosopher

  14. philosopher says:

    I’m just acting like all the other douche bags on this site

    -the original philosopher

  15. 123456789 says:

    LOL FAG!

  16. philosopher says:

    asdfasdf: thanks for the complement (I know you were being sarcastic, but I’ll just take it as a complement any way.)

    dickweed: I’ll comment on any damn picture I want mother fucker, So shut the fuck up, and stop being a whiny little cunt.

    123456789: Go die, so I can chop you into bloody pieces, and feed you to my dog. I’m training him to attack douche bags.

  17. dickweed says:

    oh yeh, you are a sily cunt!

  18. asdfasdf says:

    wow… insightful… ur comments so much more intelligent than all the other comments… u must think ur hot shit

  19. dickweed says:

    do you realy have to comment on every picture? so, when does school start? the 10th grade can be tricky so you should start studying instead of jerking off into your moms used panties. it’s really not a healthy thing to do. if you hate all the abuse so much, then STOP POSTING ON EVERY FUCKING PICTURE. if you insist on sticking your dick out there all the time dont be surprised when it gets stomped on.

  20. philosopher says:

    for every problem, there is an engineering solution

    boredom for them must be a serious problem

  21. philosopher says:

    that is actually a natural human response when dealing with moments of stress, don’t over complicate things

    -the true philosopher

  22. 123456789 says:

    dude chill … ur on holytaco

  23. Dirty Santchez says:

    Wow you all got stuck on the same (cool story bro.)

    philo would hate it alot more if we all just refuse to acknowledge he exists.
    Cant you all see he thrives on your attention?
    Cut it off and he’ll shut the f&^k up.

  24. Fakelosofur says:

    Look, it’s the Philoso-Fair.

  25. mr mr stop that says:

    LOL so sick

  26. 650DOG says:

    Dang Woodnecks…


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