I'm not exactly sure what's in that package, but according to its product page, it's a fake hymen. Normally we try to give a little editorial with most of the things we post, but this one pretty much speaks for itself.
No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.
Feature:
Easy to use
Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse
Soluble and expandable at body heat
Clinically proven non-toxic to human
No side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction
To the Japanese, the blood is a turn-on. And I'm betting something like this is Japanese in origin.
Anyway, in regard to the first poster saying his girlfriend broke her hymen horseback riding: that's totally normal. My first girlfriend did too, and I'm quite confident that I was her first. There are a variety of activities that can break your hymen besides sex.
It would be "funny" to put one of these under a toilet seat so when your victim sits down "pop!...oh my god!what the fuck!what the fuck!".I guess I could rig that up without one of these.My girlfriend is going to kill me
I could see this being big in the Arabic world where not having an intact hymen could pretty much be the end of a marriage. At least it would be a more comfortable way of faking one.
I'd rather not be the guy breaking a girls hymen there is lots of crying and its not really sex rather the attempt of sex that turns into the prep session for next time.
Isn't needing a *fake hymen* a sign that the relationship is already doomed?
If a man's that set on having a virgin, and unable to accept that the woman has some experience (or trust her that her hymen was broken some other way) then he's a controlling, uptight ass.
If a woman is lying that she's a virgin, and willing to go to such lengths to "prove" it, then what else is she going to lie about?
Hey this product can actually save a lot of women a lot of heart ache. If it actually does what it says their are countless women in several religions who face everything from scorn to death if they are not virgins when they get married. This means avoiding anything that could break their hymen. Women are beaten and killed all the time for not being virgins when married. This product finally give them a chance to have a real life and higher quality one too.
This is hilarious. This is disgusting. This is sex. and hopefully not a ramen noodle package.
Though that would be pretty funny too.
Now, on the other hand... This is pretty mandantory for those who would be pretty much disowned if they weren't virgins... but you know, I don't really believe in that religion. I think it's stupid. When you want to do someone, then do them. If not, then don't. Marriage really doesnt mean much to me. But that's just my opinion...
you're talking about Christianity right? Its not the religion (yes I do know which one you are referring to) that expects virginity, hell 99% expect you to be "pure" Buddhism is the only one I can think of off the top of my head. Its the culture that condems non virgins. It makes you sound like an ignorant bigot when you spew your misinformation around.
I think it is total crap you feel the need to try to demean someone, simply because you THINK the world revolves around you and your dying religion. How do you know she wasn't refering to Islam? Jew's are supposed to stay virgins until their marriage, it's not a purely Christian thing. So, instead of "spewing" your misinformed, crap opinion, read a book other than the Bible (well, you should actually read that one too).
your a dumbass, whenever some random schmuck refers to a religion that is against fornication, they are talking about Christianity or a denomination of it. So stop whining and go stick this shit in your vagoob. ahahaha... people like you make me smile...
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December 21st, 2008 at 09:53 am
The tags tell the whole story here.
virginity, new, hymen, blood, artificial
December 21st, 2008 at 10:27 am
Oh Jesus Christ. Fake blood comes out? Because that's always a big turn-on.
December 21st, 2008 at 12:27 pm
And of course, it's made in Japan.
December 21st, 2008 at 01:48 pm
yeah... i give it ten days before someone gets that thing stuck in their ass. but then again i have to much faith in mankind!(?)
December 21st, 2008 at 02:22 pm
"Made in Japan... This item will be shipped from China"
Japan hasn't perfected shipping technology yet?
December 21st, 2008 at 03:00 pm
this is funny
December 21st, 2008 at 04:27 pm
This is ridiculous.
December 21st, 2008 at 04:28 pm
This is ridiculous, but thank you HT for making me aware of it.
December 21st, 2008 at 06:48 pm
Apparently this made a big impact on Tyler... 2 posts in 1 minute.
December 21st, 2008 at 07:21 pm
Luckily my girlfriend had her hymen break when she was horseback riding. Have I really missed out on something special?
December 21st, 2008 at 08:27 pm
Did she also tell you she got gonorrhea from a tractor?
December 21st, 2008 at 08:37 pm
well played
December 22nd, 2008 at 08:44 pm
She actually said it was from a public rest room
December 21st, 2008 at 09:16 pm
To the Japanese, the blood is a turn-on. And I'm betting something like this is Japanese in origin.
Anyway, in regard to the first poster saying his girlfriend broke her hymen horseback riding: that's totally normal. My first girlfriend did too, and I'm quite confident that I was her first. There are a variety of activities that can break your hymen besides sex.
December 21st, 2008 at 09:22 pm
You're betting something like that originated in Japan? What gave it away, the bullet point that says, "Made in Japan"!?!?!?
December 21st, 2008 at 09:19 pm
What the fuck?
December 21st, 2008 at 09:27 pm
It would be "funny" to put one of these under a toilet seat so when your victim sits down "pop!...oh my god!what the fuck!what the fuck!".I guess I could rig that up without one of these.My girlfriend is going to kill me
December 21st, 2008 at 09:37 pm
It's a seasoning packet from ramen noodles, asshats!
How freakin' wishful can you be???
December 21st, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Never, ever, use the words vagina and ooze in the same paragraph.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:00 am
I could see this being big in the Arabic world where not having an intact hymen could pretty much be the end of a marriage. At least it would be a more comfortable way of faking one.
December 22nd, 2008 at 03:10 pm
not just the end of a marriage, but death because you have dishonored your family
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:25 am
I'm guessing inside the package is a rubber band. If you don't get the reference google "The Wanna-Be Virgina" and click "I'm feeling Lucky!"
December 22nd, 2008 at 04:26 pm
This still doesn't make any sense
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:56 am
How do I use this?
Push it up my ass for my bf to break?
December 22nd, 2008 at 02:01 am
proof that women are sluts
December 22nd, 2008 at 08:09 am
Proof that men have unrealistic expectations of women's sexual habits.
December 22nd, 2008 at 09:16 am
Proof that chicks read this site.
December 22nd, 2008 at 03:53 pm
proof that women need to stay in the kitchen where they belong; proof that men are letting their bitches get out of line.
December 22nd, 2008 at 05:27 pm
Proof that SHUT THE FUCK UP 4CHAN, YOU REALLY AREN'T ANYTHING SCARY OR INTERESTING.
December 22nd, 2008 at 05:59 pm
Proof that caps lock works.
December 22nd, 2008 at 07:28 pm
BABYFUCK
IT'SSS AWW-RIGHTTT!!!
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:57 am
lol I guess caps locks really does work
December 23rd, 2008 at 06:51 pm
people shut the fuck up. we all no there is no such thing as women on the internet.
December 22nd, 2008 at 03:22 am
I don't suppose they have a version that is strawberry flavored do they??
Yummy!
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:01 am
I'd rather not be the guy breaking a girls hymen there is lots of crying and its not really sex rather the attempt of sex that turns into the prep session for next time.
December 22nd, 2008 at 08:12 pm
Well... not all women are like that. Most maybe but not always.
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Done that a lot, have we?
December 22nd, 2008 at 04:26 pm
What a surprise, Japanese. Bunch of perverts.
December 22nd, 2008 at 05:14 pm
Isn't needing a *fake hymen* a sign that the relationship is already doomed?
If a man's that set on having a virgin, and unable to accept that the woman has some experience (or trust her that her hymen was broken some other way) then he's a controlling, uptight ass.
If a woman is lying that she's a virgin, and willing to go to such lengths to "prove" it, then what else is she going to lie about?
December 22nd, 2008 at 05:11 pm
The baby is yours!
December 22nd, 2008 at 05:17 pm
"proof that women need to stay in the kitchen where they belong; proof that men are letting their bitches get out of line!"
Freakin amazing! I am the worst women's advocate ever!
I wonder if the means i have to resign my pussy? Hmmmmm....
I'm going to bake cookies and contemplate this some more...
December 24th, 2008 at 01:42 am
booo! objectification of women
YAY! cookies
December 22nd, 2008 at 06:47 pm
there is another picture on the product page.
December 22nd, 2008 at 06:52 pm
Hey this product can actually save a lot of women a lot of heart ache. If it actually does what it says their are countless women in several religions who face everything from scorn to death if they are not virgins when they get married. This means avoiding anything that could break their hymen. Women are beaten and killed all the time for not being virgins when married. This product finally give them a chance to have a real life and higher quality one too.
December 22nd, 2008 at 07:36 pm
those women don't have the internet to get this product so there fuck again
December 22nd, 2008 at 07:39 pm
This is hilarious. This is disgusting. This is sex. and hopefully not a ramen noodle package.
Though that would be pretty funny too.
Now, on the other hand... This is pretty mandantory for those who would be pretty much disowned if they weren't virgins... but you know, I don't really believe in that religion. I think it's stupid. When you want to do someone, then do them. If not, then don't. Marriage really doesnt mean much to me. But that's just my opinion...
December 22nd, 2008 at 08:50 pm
you're talking about Christianity right? Its not the religion (yes I do know which one you are referring to) that expects virginity, hell 99% expect you to be "pure" Buddhism is the only one I can think of off the top of my head. Its the culture that condems non virgins. It makes you sound like an ignorant bigot when you spew your misinformation around.
December 22nd, 2008 at 09:55 pm
I think it is total crap you feel the need to try to demean someone, simply because you THINK the world revolves around you and your dying religion. How do you know she wasn't refering to Islam? Jew's are supposed to stay virgins until their marriage, it's not a purely Christian thing. So, instead of "spewing" your misinformed, crap opinion, read a book other than the Bible (well, you should actually read that one too).
December 23rd, 2008 at 09:12 am
your a dumbass, whenever some random schmuck refers to a religion that is against fornication, they are talking about Christianity or a denomination of it. So stop whining and go stick this shit in your vagoob. ahahaha... people like you make me smile...
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:49 am
Sorry, but you're incorrect.
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