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Not A Virgin? Just Use This Artificial Hymen

articficial hymen fake blood
I’m not exactly sure what’s in that package, but according to its product page, it’s a fake hymen. Normally we try to give a little editorial with most of the things we post, but this one pretty much speaks for itself.
No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.


  •   Easy to use
  •   Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse
  •   Soluble and expandable at body heat
  •   Clinically proven non-toxic to human
  •   No side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction
  •   Made in Japan

This item will be shipped from China

187 Responses to "Not A Virgin? Just Use This Artificial Hymen"

  1. Niecy says:

    Did she also tell you she got gonorrhea from a tractor?

  2. Anonymous says:

    well played

  3. SMUTBAGS says:

    It would be “funny” to put one of these under a toilet seat so when your victim sits down “pop!…oh my god!what the fuck!what the fuck!”.I guess I could rig that up without one of these.My girlfriend is going to kill me

  4. Anonymous says:

    Done that a lot, have we?

  5. Anonymous says:

    I could see this being big in the Arabic world where not having an intact hymen could pretty much be the end of a marriage. At least it would be a more comfortable way of faking one.

  6. Pratik says:

    Proof that chicks read this site.

  7. Anonymous says:

    proof that women need to stay in the kitchen where they belong; proof that men are letting their bitches get out of line.

  8. erra says:

    Isn’t needing a *fake hymen* a sign that the relationship is already doomed?

    If a man’s that set on having a virgin, and unable to accept that the woman has some experience (or trust her that her hymen was broken some other way) then he’s a controlling, uptight ass.
    If a woman is lying that she’s a virgin, and willing to go to such lengths to “prove” it, then what else is she going to lie about?

  9. Anonymous says:

    “proof that women need to stay in the kitchen where they belong; proof that men are letting their bitches get out of line!”

    Freakin amazing! I am the worst women’s advocate ever!

    I wonder if the means i have to resign my pussy? Hmmmmm….

    I’m going to bake cookies and contemplate this some more…

  10. Anonymous says:

    Scientology? The one where they believe aliens are what causes bad feelings and such among humans? You believe it is real? By the way I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale…interested?

  11. wayne says:

    proof that women are sluts

  12. Anonymous says:

    The baby is yours!

  13. Anonymous says:

    not just the end of a marriage, but death because you have dishonored your family

  14. Anonymous says:

    Hey this product can actually save a lot of women a lot of heart ache. If it actually does what it says their are countless women in several religions who face everything from scorn to death if they are not virgins when they get married. This means avoiding anything that could break their hymen. Women are beaten and killed all the time for not being virgins when married. This product finally give them a chance to have a real life and higher quality one too.

  15. Anonymous says:

    This still doesn’t make any sense

  16. RichieLarry says:

    What a surprise, Japanese. Bunch of perverts.

  17. Anonymous says:

    those women don’t have the internet to get this product so there fuck again

  18. Lizzy says:

    Then what have you been jacking off to?

  19. Anonymous says:

    This is hilarious. This is disgusting. This is sex. and hopefully not a ramen noodle package.
    Though that would be pretty funny too.

    Now, on the other hand… This is pretty mandantory for those who would be pretty much disowned if they weren’t virgins… but you know, I don’t really believe in that religion. I think it’s stupid. When you want to do someone, then do them. If not, then don’t. Marriage really doesnt mean much to me. But that’s just my opinion…

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  21. Anonymous says:

    Well… not all women are like that. Most maybe but not always.

  22. Bobby Lee says:

    Uh-Oh Hot Dog!

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  25. broken says:

    it is a good thing for the woman if like me, she was raped and never truly lost her virginity, it lets you experience something that is like virgin sex, only you have to act. but its cool

  26. Anonymous says:

    there is another picture on the product page.

  27. Anonymous says:

    I think it is total crap you feel the need to try to demean someone, simply because you THINK the world revolves around you and your dying religion. How do you know she wasn’t refering to Islam? Jew’s are supposed to stay virgins until their marriage, it’s not a purely Christian thing. So, instead of “spewing” your misinformed, crap opinion, read a book other than the Bible (well, you should actually read that one too).

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  29. Anonymous says:

    your a dumbass, whenever some random schmuck refers to a religion that is against fornication, they are talking about Christianity or a denomination of it. So stop whining and go stick this shit in your vagoob. ahahaha… people like you make me smile…

  30. Anonymous says:

    you love me first time! you love me first time!

  31. Anonymous says:

    also a side note, sorry to break it to you, but Scientology is the only real religion.

  32. Anonymous says:

    I wonder if they have quantity discounts…

  33. Anonymous says:

    To the Japanese, the blood is a turn-on. And I’m betting something like this is Japanese in origin.

    Anyway, in regard to the first poster saying his girlfriend broke her hymen horseback riding: that’s totally normal. My first girlfriend did too, and I’m quite confident that I was her first. There are a variety of activities that can break your hymen besides sex.

  34. Anonymous says:

    you’re talking about Christianity right? Its not the religion (yes I do know which one you are referring to) that expects virginity, hell 99% expect you to be “pure” Buddhism is the only one I can think of off the top of my head. Its the culture that condems non virgins. It makes you sound like an ignorant bigot when you spew your misinformation around.

  35. Anonymous says:

    What the fuck?

  36. Tom says:

    You’re betting something like that originated in Japan? What gave it away, the bullet point that says, “Made in Japan”!?!?!?

  37. Anonymous says:

    It’s a seasoning packet from ramen noodles, asshats!

    How freakin’ wishful can you be???

  38. Stephen67 says:

    Never, ever, use the words vagina and ooze in the same paragraph.

  39. Anonymous says:

    She actually said it was from a public rest room

  40. Anonymous says:

    I’m guessing inside the package is a rubber band. If you don’t get the reference google “The Wanna-Be Virgina” and click “I’m feeling Lucky!”

  41. Anonymous says:

    booo! objectification of women

    YAY! cookies

  42. Male says:

    How do I use this?

    Push it up my ass for my bf to break?

  43. Anonymous says:

    I don’t suppose they have a version that is strawberry flavored do they??


  44. Anonymous says:

    Luckily my girlfriend had her hymen break when she was horseback riding. Have I really missed out on something special?

  45. Anonymous says:

    I’d rather not be the guy breaking a girls hymen there is lots of crying and its not really sex rather the attempt of sex that turns into the prep session for next time.

  46. Anonymous says:

    Proof that men have unrealistic expectations of women’s sexual habits.

  47. Anonymous says:

    Sorry, but you’re incorrect.

  48. Anonymous says:

    lol I guess caps locks really does work

  49. Anonymous says:

    “YOUR” a dumbass.

    Wow. That made my day, thank you.

  50. Anonymous says:

    Proof that caps lock works.

  51. joe says:

    wow i love how you can talk about not spreading misinformation and still make up numbers like 99%. really, you checked 100 religions and only Buddhism allows for sex before marriage? In Buddhism premarital sex is not considered an enlightened action. who is the ignorant bigot now?

  52. Anonymous says:

    people shut the fuck up. we all no there is no such thing as women on the internet.

  53. Anonymous says:

    My good sir, you are correct, too bad these obnoxious fools here don’t realize this.

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  55. Anonymous says:

    He has been fucked in the head, that’s how males do it. The male version is a small packet you put in your mouth and it releases a small amount of fluid that looks like vomit. Not too much, just the right amount.

  56. Anonymous says:

    nothing wrong with gay love. don’t be a hater.

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  60. Anonymous says:

    9th! LMAO

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  64. Anon. says:

    10th’d! ^^

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  66. Anonymous says:

    10th. i shall now stumble onward!

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  68. Anonymous says:


    What a fascinating stumble, indeed.

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  71. Anonymous says:

    15th ;D

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  76. Anonymous says:

    I fail to see the humour here. This is a serious matter.

    You both seem like fine lads though, so scamper off now.

  77. Anonymous says:

    To be fair, it would be useful if you provided a source for a study that disproved this theory. Since you have not, the only thing I can do is provide some things I have found on the issue.

    One study was done on prebuteral children whom had their hymens torn. Their intent was to compare the tearing of the children’s hymen in cases of abuse to ones that had no signs or history of abuse. Such a study required a very strict screening process to establish those children that had said their injuries were not the result of abuse, were truthful.

    While they do not establish how those injuries resulted, since they verified the claims non-abuse cases, its safe to say that there are plenty of cases where injuries have resulted from sources other than penetration.

    Much of the recent literature, including this study, are of importance in criminal prosecution since it would be useful to establish measurable hymenal differences between penetration and others.

    Source: Pediatrics; Feb2002 Part 1 of 2, Vol. 109 Issue 2, p228

  78. Anonymous says:

    I broke my hymen riding my bike when I was four. I fell off of it… and landed on a rock.

  79. Anonymous says:

    The anecdotal evidence is overwhelming in your humble opinion? My dear sir, you have great cause to be humble about your opinion.

    Anecdotal is synonymous with hearsay, and hearsay is inadmissible in a court of law, due to the fact that it is very unscientific, meaning there are no facts to back it up. As for your suggestions for alternate ways to spend my time, I assure you I have already grown old, had plenty of sex, and met plenty of people.

  80. Anonymous says:

    I’ve never seen a study that says dropping a large rock on your foot can break you toes. No studies either.
    But I believe it.
    How would one do a study of hymen rupture?
    Where would one get the test subjects?
    The lack of studies does not make it false.

  81. Anonymous says:

    I’m highly doubtful about the hymen being dissolved by the human body because that would be characteristic of an auto-immune disorder. In any case the fact that people break their hymen horseback riding and/or riding bikes is true. And the person that claims those acclamations are false is a fucking retard. Don’t utilize an obviously forced vocabulary in order to disprove another person’s statements without any factual evidence. You sound like a religious, ignorant fucking prick. You make me sick.

  82. Anonymous says:

    Again, patently false. Nowhere is there any evidence that such activities can break the hymen, no studies have ever been done. None. Zero.

    You are also completely inaccurate when you say I am religious. I rely on facts, religion is based on faith. Faith exists merely in order to placate those that have no facts to back their views. I am sure you have faith that riding a horse can cause a hymen to break. Perhaps you are the victim of this myth, and rely on your faith in order to believe in the chastity of your wife before she met you. I would doubt she has even ridden a horse if I were you.

    Good day sir.

  83. Anonymous says:

    Sadly, the being who responded first, being the second anonymous in the group related to this, is entirely incorrect. I must wonder what he believes the hymen to be. It is a thin membrane and can be torn anywhere past the age of 3 and before the age of around 9 or 10, at which point it becomes elastic. Oh yes, the Anatomist just stepped in and is presenting his case. Even vigorous exercise can tear the hymen at any age, and it can be stretched and broken easily by many things, however sexual acts are the most common damage done. Doctors who have to swab the area even avoid the hymen because it is very fragile at young ages and only slightly tougher later on. It is highly possible that the hymen could be broken by the bouncing force of riding a horse, or the activity of riding a bike (especially given the shape the of the seats of many bikes), and even by the intense stretching done by gymnasts and dancers and even cheerleaders, as this stretches the pelvic muscles and can have a damaging impact on the membrane. Even the use of a tampon can break it.

  84. Anonymous says:

    This guy is a troll, and I’ll prove it right here, since I happen to be an ObGyn

    The hymen, in most cases, is much like the covering of a drum (except just a tad less taut). Any motion which can stretch this beyond its limits can tear it (and thus count as breakage). Examples of activities which have caused documented hymen breakage:
    -Horseback riding
    -Heavy exercise, especially fast sprinting or fast use of a bike or elliptical
    -Improper stretches

    Now you know why it happens, and now you can empower yourself against trolls like the parent.

    Of course, he’s going to reply “patently false” or something else along those lines. When he does, you can safely ignore him.

  85. Anonymous says:

    Bite me dude. Mine broke while riding horses considering I’ve been riding for 13 years.

    Oh and btw, still a virgin.

  86. Anonymous says:

    My belief that physical exertion alone cannot tear a hymen causes you to believe I am a jerk? My dear lady, you should not let the beliefs of others get your knickers in such a bunch.

    And no, your “less than eloquent speak” as you put it, did not offend me at all. Besides, I rather like you now. You’re spunky. I like that in a woman. I’m having second thoughts on the lifespan of your virginity already.

    Please return and grace me with more of your “eloquent speak”. Perhaps tell me about this horse you speak of so fondly.

    I wait with bated breath.

  87. Anonymous says:

    C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker?!

  88. Anonymous says:

    this has to be the funniest thing i have stumbled upon in a long time. thanks guys and girls

  89. Anonymous says:

    Agreed. Best thing I’ve stumbled upon in a while.

  90. Anonymous says:

    I am assuming this is our “ObGyn” returning. I imagine you’ve spent a lengthy period of time finding this little bit of non-information. Your information is not at all a study proving your pet theory, as there are no such studies. Period.

    Here I provide some evidence to back my claim. Not a study either, but equally as valid as your attempt.

    Also from forensic medicine. Page 18. Interestingly enough, it is point number one on the myths surrounding the hymen.

    Nice try though my good man.

  91. Anonymous says:

    Your story is highly suspicious. I doubt you could ride a bicycle at the age of four.

    I may be an old man that just learned to use the internets, but I am no fool, and I am not falling for this story. I just retired and I have no other pressing issues at the moment, I can dispel myths such as this all day, every day. Well, not every day, I do play Bridge on Wednesday evenings, but other than that I’ve got all the time in the world!

  92. Anonymous says:

    “Bite me dude” What an eloquent speaker you are. And a classy lass indeed.

    Oh, and btw, I do not doubt your virginity, and I am sure it shall be quite safe for the foreseeable future.

  93. Anonymous says:

    Well, if thou would likest me to speak eloquently, I shall. Now, if there was any other sort of question about how “classy” I am, then it can be discussed at a later point in time. But I glad to know that thou believes that my virginity is going to be quite safe.

    Good day, my good sir, and pray that my less eloquent speak did not offend thee in any way.

    Except that I believe you are a jerk for thinking that physical exertion would not do any kind of damage, stressful or not.

  94. Anonymous says:

    I would agree that there is a lack of studies on the subject, however, in lieu of a study the overwhelming anecdotal evidence is, in my humble opinion, sufficient for all but the most intensive purposes.

    Also, to everyone involved in the ongoing debate “Why are you arguing on the internet when you could be having sex? Go out, meet someone, propagate, grow old, discover cloning, replicate, have doppelganger sex, and be later killed by said doppelganger” that is my plan anyway.

  95. Anonymous says:

    Wow, you’re a goddamn asshole (opinion). I love it, people that spend their time pissing people off are hilarious.
    Also this is a ridiculous argument (opinion), and I hope you all realize you have been arguing over Hymens. Thank you, this was very entertaining.

    Happy Holidays!

  96. Anonymous says:

    “I am assuming this is our “ObGyn” returning.”

    No, I just don’t like claims of “impossibility.” When one makes the claim that something can’t happen, particularly with the human body, there are probably cases against that claim.

    A quick look through some of the pediatrics literature and from what it seems, there tend to be a lot of misconceptions about genital injuries. One such study looked at 161 cases of accidental injury to the genitals, but only found 6 of those had resulted in hymenal injuries. They do happen, but they are extremely rare events. Often it is thought someone’s injury resulted in hymenal tearing, but often this is an incorrect self diagnosis.

    And in the cases of tearing, such injuries, would be a very painful, bloody, and memorable event, not purely speculative.

    Again, people go through a wide range of experiences and dismissing something as an impossibility is a bold and often false claim.

    Source: Pediatrics; Jun99 Part 1 of 3, Vol. 103 Issue 6, p1287

  97. Anonymous says:

    The ANONYMOUS “ObGyn” has responded to my assertions that there are no studies showing this to be true, not by citing a reputable source, but by typing words to back up his ludicrous claim. My my how convincing. It must be true, the anonymous “ObGyn” typed it out on his computer.

    Examples of documented causes? Documented my whom? And Where? By you? The anonymous “ObGyn”? And documented here, on the completely accurate source of medical information known as holytaco.com?

    Now,quote me a reliable source.

    I won’t be expecting this “ObGyn” to return anytime soon.

  98. Car-bomb-ynous says:

    China, known for top of the line safe products. For shore! This will be my new vagina friend.

    Might as well drug the guy and put one of those finger traps in there to feel extra tight.

  99. Anonymous says:

    well, it would be good for Role playing with your partner.
    If you’re into that sorta stuff of course

  100. Anonymous says:

    I thought this was fake.. until I read ‘made in japan’. now I know its an actual product

  101. other says:

    not a big deal for us in the normal stream of things, but would be quite useful for Islamic women who are subjected to virginity tests when entering into a marriage.

  102. Anonymous says:

    with one short sentence you’ve managed to insult a half a billion Chinese men.

  103. Anonymous says:

    I don’t think I would put anything made in China in my vagina.

  104. Anonymous says:

    What about something made in Iran, like me?

  105. Anonymous says:

    HFS, Why would someone pretend to be a virgin… Experience helps…a lot.

  106. ROFLCopter says:

    So I hit the Stumble button… and I see a fake hymen. Win.

  107. Anonymous says:

    Actually, yes. All lesbians and all gay men are TEXT BOOK virgins if they have never had Penis in vagina intercourse.

  108. Anonymous says:

    Made in China? Not in my vagina!

  109. Anonymous says:

    Some men care, especially in developing countries. Plus, some guys have a fetish for screwing virgins, so this will make it a little easier for them to score “virgins”.

  110. Anonymous says:

    Nope. You are. :D

  111. Anonymous34 says:

    I read the first page of comments, but couldn’t read any further… Virginity is a state of mind. (btw if anything i say was said already, sorry). Sex is sex. oral sex, intercourse, and what about lesbians? I just don’t understand why there is so much emphasis put on virginity, I know of so many people who do everything but “sex” to keep their virginity, and that’s just ignorance. Besides if intercourse is the only way to lose your virginity, does that mean that all lesbians are virgins?

    That was my small rant, on a side note, I think whoever came up with this is a genius, that’s just hilarious…

  112. TerryLee says:

    What if we just cut out the middleman & bang the bag?

  113. OneHungLo says:

    Will this wok wif a used frashrite?

  114. Anonymous says:

    “Made in Japan”, it says. Then:
    “This item will be shipped from China”…

    Seems like a lot of extra postage.

  115. Someone says:

    I would like to adress the man who doesn’t believe one can rupture their hymen without being penetrated….

    You’re fucking annoying, go fuck yourself.

  116. Anonymous says:

    Who cares if she is a virgin, virgins suck in bed anyway, just make sure she is clean and fuck her brains out

  117. Anonymous says:

    i bet u are a virgin too faggtard

  118. Anonymous says:

    and just for good measure i think ill say hilarious one more time. hilarious!

  119. Anonymous says:

    wow the coments are funny i shall stumble onward the duche thats was saying a hymen cant be broke probly never touched a vagina lol

  120. Anonymous says:

    What a stupid waste of fucking time and effort.
    To think there are people out there who could have used the money to make this shit, to live.
    Instead they make these products and unatural retards, who constantly seek new ways to be oh so “cool” and fuckign idiitoic, can pretend they aren’t the slags they really are for a simple price every time they have sex.
    Bit of a rant eh?

  121. Anonymous says:

    the one dude said any bitch who pops her shit on a horse is a whore

    i personally think all bitches are fucking disgusting whores. just fuck em and throw em out on their dirty fucking asses.

    if i don’t break your shitty fucking cherry and another has, not only will i not fuck you, you should die.

  122. Anonymous says:

    Perhaps you may have missed my post where I admitted my actions to be purely sarcastic, as we posted at approximately the same time.

    You say you sense a sexist. Bravo, you were the only one to go down that alley. I only wish you were here yesterday, we could have had such fun! But rest assured, it was all in good fun, no harm was intended. Believe it or not I am not a sexist, I am a male that firmly believes the females in the world are at LEAST as capable as males are. Yesterday I would have enjoyed arguing with you that women are intellectually inferior, but today is Christmas, reality must prevail. Besides I think the fun had run its course, I’d began to tire of the whole thing.

    May you have a happy holiday my dear lady, and I hope Santa Clause brings you a pony

  123. A-Non-E-Moose says:

    Obvious troll is obvious.

  124. Anonymous says:

    Shipped from China???
    Are you sure it is not a hyphen?

  125. A-Non-E-Moose says:

    Alright, I’m just going to go ahead and say it:
    You can’t fucking detect sarcasm through text.
    You’re just repelling what you said so you wont get banned from this site.
    You douch bag.

  126. Anonymous says:

    Quite well put Anon but damn if this dont sound like 4chan

  127. Anonymous says:

    whoa! this site is hilarious. the comments (the sarcastic ones, and those who believe him/her to be serious) are hilarious. the product–hilarious. the fact there’s a demand SOMEWHERE for this product–hilarious. HYMENS–hilarious. i lost mine doing the accidental splits when i was 8. bloody piss=confirmation. cheers!

  128. Anonymous says:

    is this even real?

  129. Anonymous says:

    are you fucking retarded?

  130. Anony says:

    all i can say is good for those muslims, it prevents 2 in 3 stonings, hows that for value!

  131. Anonymous says:

    lololololol…….the rest of the posts rip this guy up for sarcastically suggesting a woman’s hymen can’t break horseback riding….lol, when will the internet ever learn to detect sarcasm…

  132. Anonymousdudes2ndpost says:

    lololol…I would like to address the person (presumably female) who was wholly unable to detect the sarcasm of the first poster…

    You’re fucking annoying, go fuck yourself.

    P.S. I really hope *she* comes back and reads this…and judging by her vehemency, she will.

  133. Anonymous says:

    The only funny thing about this page would be the never ending comments.
    My god, how many times did you people return to this page to check up on each others posts??


    Don’t count on me to return the favor…

    you should keep it up though, it is quite entertaining to anyone that happens to stumble on this page and read through these ridiculous comments.

  134. Sarah Palin says:

    I’m going to order this for my daughter.

  135. Anonymous says:

    Oh god that combo breaker guy killed me.

    Okay I hate to say this but, those of you that think that ‘african/iranian’ people who need a hymen or they’ll be killed STILL will get killed.

    They don’t just have sex and go hmmm there’s blood i guess she was a virgin. They ACTUALLY go to a doctor that specializes in checking them.

    So sorry for you guys, but when the doctor takes a peek into the vagina and sees a ‘made in japan’ jelly donut. I don’t think they’ll get away with it.

    plus, if you’re that oppressed you’d get killed for not having a hymen, you’re NOT surfing the internet. Or even near a computer.

    This for the guys who want to have fetish sex with his ‘virgin’ girlfriend every Saturday. And the girls who told their fiancee they were a virgin and want to save face.

    I am not saying girls are whores if they have sex, some people instead of being honest with their partner that they’re gonna life with for the rest of their life feel its necessary to start if off with a lie either for religion or to keep up appearances.

  136. Hood says:

    I don’t see why you’re all arguing over this shit. The picture is obviously photoshopped.

  137. Anonymous says:

    I think this is gd for roleplay…. Like raping the virgins… haha

  138. Anonymous says:

    I can’t believe that there are men out there who would marry a person whose hymen they did not personally break. Women who claim there hymen busted horseback riding or whatever are just whores.

    Just kidding.

  139. Anonymous says:

    O snap! You mean I can be first in line every night!!!

  140. Anonymous says:

    I wish to start a new thread, simply to stop that annoyingly tiny right column from getting any smaller. Do you have any idea how insipidly aggravating it is to read that way!
    As for this perpetual argument, may I point out the obvious? Here we have a man, stating that “he” knows something about the female body; and being a man, he with thus forever be correct. No one can convince him otherwise. Even if proof were given, it would not be substantial or noteworthy enough to convince him.
    I sense a sexist there. Notice how he says the ObGyn is a man.
    He is making an underhanded, and perhaps unconcious sexist statement. And besides what would a woman know about the female body?
    (everything of course)

  141. Anonymous says:

    Ahh yes, you sir are a gentleman and a scholar indeed. You are entirely correct. My sarcasm went undetected by far too many individuals if you ask me, and goes a long way in illustrating some of the things that trouble me about our society today.

    The inability to detect my sarcasm was but one black mark on the intellects of those involved in bashing me. The worst part however lies in the fact that if they believed me to be serious, why on earth would they care what I thought? I mean really, how does the inane opinions of some intellectual midget (as they must have assumed me to be) have any bearing on their life at all? What part of their intellect was fueled to such fury by my remarks? Remarks that they themselves admitted where completely in the wrong. Sad I say.

    Two lessons for those that flamed me: Learn to detect sarcasm, and look deep inside yourself to determine why your anger was so easily provoked by something so obviously insane, that had no bearing on the course of reality or your life.

    Personally I would have loved to have seen a study performed on the possibility of tearing ones hymen while riding a horse. I can see the advertisement now: “Volunteers needed for clinical study, must be a virgin and love horses”

    Oh well, it was great fun, I enjoyed it while it lasted. Merry Christmas, and I hope Santa brings you all a pony.


  142. Anonymous says:

    males dont need any. are you fucked in the head?

  143. Anonymous says:

    Where can I get the male version?

  144. Scott.C says:

    Bought one for my daughter as she lost her virginity during a party. Didnt convince her boyfriend and she has subsequently been ‘dumped’ by her boyfriend because she “lied about her virginity” and im now faced with the task of cheering her up (going to be very expensive!). DO NOT BUY!!!

  145. Liam says:

    Wow. The fact that “cheering her up” is immediately interpereted as “buying her a bunch of crap that she doesn’t need” is sad. It makes me ashamed to be American. Also, did you ever consider to let her suffer the consequences of being so irresponsible. If I was her boyfriend, I’d dump her if she tryed to pull some kind of shit like that.

  146. Anonymous says:

    Ya, that’s normal… NOT!

    This one warrants another:


  147. Anonymous says:

    Or maybe ur daughter got dumped for being a whore – ever think of that?

  148. Anonymous says:


  149. strat89 says:

    Mr. Scott, you are one fucked up father and your daughter is some kinda whore…

  150. Anonymous says:

    Patently false. The fact that you would spread such disinformation astounds me. I’m unsure if you are attempting to perpetuate the age old myth used by the unchaste, or if you are genuinely under the impression these things are fact. I assure you, your statements are untrue.

  151. Anonymous says:

    I hope people here realize the hymen can be broken by things other than sex, like horseback riding or heavy exercise. Oh yeah, and if you’re not married before your early 20s, the hymen dissolves in your body over time, so I guess the men will think you’re not a virgin even if you are.

  152. Wart says:

    hyman, shyman, what the hell. Why should a woman be a whore, and a man be a stud for doing the same thing before marriage that everybody is expected to do afterwards. Look up to the stud and down on the whore? Looking at it like that, begs the question, if there were no so called whores, how could there be so called studs. We are all human with the same needs and faults. We should enjoy life without pointing fingers. Now after making marriage vows, you are expected to be true to you’re obligations.

  153. murky says:

    yeah… i give it ten days before someone gets that thing stuck in their ass. but then again i have to much faith in mankind!(?)

  154. Anonymous says:

    I would like to buy a product of virginity, and how I want Alaptan only please send a message on how to mail it from Saudi Arabia and I want to my friends

  155. Anonymous says:

    I would like to buy a product of virginity, and how I want two only please send a message on how to mail it from Saudi Arabia and I want to my friends

  156. Anonymous says:

    I dunno, have you seen her? Maybe she is doing half a billion Chinese men a favor.

  157. Anonymous says:

    This is the best Stumble ever!

  158. Anonymous says:

    2nd that motion

  159. Anonymous says:


  160. BobandSue says:

    these things could be used in sex games!

    Bob: “I forget what it feels like to stick ma dank in a virgin, I think I’m gonna try my luck tonight.”
    Sue: “Well, why don’t we try the new Gigimo Artificial Hymen instead!”
    Bob: “Great idea, Sue”

  161. Anonymous says:

    just stay a virgin, till you find the right man/woman and marry them, lots easier

  162. Anonymous says:

    Wow I miss being 12… Put the bible away,kid.

  163. Anonymous says:

    There are reconstructive surgeries for women who believe they need a hymen for their honeymoon.

    But this is a cheap alternative, seems like.

  164. WildMan says:

    Virginity seems over-rated to me….. (the 1st time is the worst time for all involved… other than that emotional shit believed by women) why would this even be necessary to a half billion Chinese insulted men?


  165. Its more than that… in some places women are executed for not being a virgin on their wedding night.

  166. Anonymous says:



  167. Liam says:

    That’s a good way to put it.

  168. Anonymous says:

    go fuck ya mudda

  169. Anonymous says:

    amen people are to strict bout sex before marriage. you wouldnt buy are car with-out test driving it now would you???

  170. Anonymous says:

    Apparently this made a big impact on Tyler… 2 posts in 1 minute.

  171. Tyler says:

    This is ridiculous, but thank you HT for making me aware of it.

  172. Liam says:

    You are not a pimp. You are a skinny, pasty white guy. I’ll bet you wear glasses and program computers. Wouldn’t be surprized if you lived in your mom’s basement, either.

    Or as you might say, “Yo foo! Why u gotz 2 be shizzlin my nizzle? Blingity blang izzle fo shizzle. Pimp. Ho.”



    What the fuck?


    I’m gonna buy a gross of these here vaginal jelly donuts to pass out to my Ho’s so’s they can charge their Johnnies extra for being virgins. This is gonna bring me lots of extra bling! I wonder if they come in different flavors ’cause you know those Red Rovers (men who like to eat kitty cat while it’s bleedin’) pay large cash for that once a month treat.
    The Cashiferous spledification boggles my mind!

    Y’all stay beautiful and remember to tip yo’ Ho’s.

  174. Anonymous1 says:

    it’s becuase men are dumb shits

  175. Anonymous says:

    could only come from japan eh?

  176. Anonymous says:

    Jamie Hyneman? from mythbusters?

  177. Anonymous says:

    Science is getting closer and closer to the regenerating Hymen.

  178. Tyler says:

    This is ridiculous.

  179. anneka says:

    …. where do i get mine at?!

  180. Anonymous says:

    What the hell is next…lol

  181. Anonymous says:

    those comments maded lol hard xD xxxx

  182. Anonymous says:

    The tags tell the whole story here.

    virginity, new, hymen, blood, artificial

  183. Scott says:

    And of course, it’s made in Japan.

  184. Anonymous says:

    this is funny

  185. Anonymous says:

    “Made in Japan… This item will be shipped from China”

    Japan hasn’t perfected shipping technology yet?

  186. Pratik says:

    Oh Jesus Christ. Fake blood comes out? Because that’s always a big turn-on.