I'm not exactly sure what's in that package, but according to its product page, it's a fake hymen. Normally we try to give a little editorial with most of the things we post, but this one pretty much speaks for itself.
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Scientology? The one where they believe aliens are what causes bad feelings and such among humans? You believe it is real? By the way I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale...interested?
wow i love how you can talk about not spreading misinformation and still make up numbers like 99%. really, you checked 100 religions and only Buddhism allows for sex before marriage? In Buddhism premarital sex is not considered an enlightened action. who is the ignorant bigot now?
it is a good thing for the woman if like me, she was raped and never truly lost her virginity, it lets you experience something that is like virgin sex, only you have to act. but its cool
Virginity seems over-rated to me..... (the 1st time is the worst time for all involved... other than that emotional shit believed by women) why would this even be necessary to a half billion Chinese insulted men?
Bob: "I forget what it feels like to stick ma dank in a virgin, I think I'm gonna try my luck tonight."
Sue: "Well, why don't we try the new Gigimo Artificial Hymen instead!"
Bob: "Great idea, Sue"
I hope people here realize the hymen can be broken by things other than sex, like horseback riding or heavy exercise. Oh yeah, and if you're not married before your early 20s, the hymen dissolves in your body over time, so I guess the men will think you're not a virgin even if you are.
Patently false. The fact that you would spread such disinformation astounds me. I'm unsure if you are attempting to perpetuate the age old myth used by the unchaste, or if you are genuinely under the impression these things are fact. I assure you, your statements are untrue.
I'm highly doubtful about the hymen being dissolved by the human body because that would be characteristic of an auto-immune disorder. In any case the fact that people break their hymen horseback riding and/or riding bikes is true. And the person that claims those acclamations are false is a fucking retard. Don't utilize an obviously forced vocabulary in order to disprove another person's statements without any factual evidence. You sound like a religious, ignorant fucking prick. You make me sick.
Again, patently false. Nowhere is there any evidence that such activities can break the hymen, no studies have ever been done. None. Zero.
You are also completely inaccurate when you say I am religious. I rely on facts, religion is based on faith. Faith exists merely in order to placate those that have no facts to back their views. I am sure you have faith that riding a horse can cause a hymen to break. Perhaps you are the victim of this myth, and rely on your faith in order to believe in the chastity of your wife before she met you. I would doubt she has even ridden a horse if I were you.
This guy is a troll, and I'll prove it right here, since I happen to be an ObGyn
The hymen, in most cases, is much like the covering of a drum (except just a tad less taut). Any motion which can stretch this beyond its limits can tear it (and thus count as breakage). Examples of activities which have caused documented hymen breakage:
-Horseback riding
-Heavy exercise, especially fast sprinting or fast use of a bike or elliptical
-Improper stretches
Now you know why it happens, and now you can empower yourself against trolls like the parent.
Of course, he's going to reply "patently false" or something else along those lines. When he does, you can safely ignore him.
The ANONYMOUS "ObGyn" has responded to my assertions that there are no studies showing this to be true, not by citing a reputable source, but by typing words to back up his ludicrous claim. My my how convincing. It must be true, the anonymous "ObGyn" typed it out on his computer.
Examples of documented causes? Documented my whom? And Where? By you? The anonymous "ObGyn"? And documented here, on the completely accurate source of medical information known as holytaco.com?
Now,quote me a reliable source.
I won't be expecting this "ObGyn" to return anytime soon.
Well, if thou would likest me to speak eloquently, I shall. Now, if there was any other sort of question about how "classy" I am, then it can be discussed at a later point in time. But I glad to know that thou believes that my virginity is going to be quite safe.
Good day, my good sir, and pray that my less eloquent speak did not offend thee in any way.
Except that I believe you are a jerk for thinking that physical exertion would not do any kind of damage, stressful or not.
My belief that physical exertion alone cannot tear a hymen causes you to believe I am a jerk? My dear lady, you should not let the beliefs of others get your knickers in such a bunch.
And no, your "less than eloquent speak" as you put it, did not offend me at all. Besides, I rather like you now. You're spunky. I like that in a woman. I'm having second thoughts on the lifespan of your virginity already.
Please return and grace me with more of your "eloquent speak". Perhaps tell me about this horse you speak of so fondly.
I would agree that there is a lack of studies on the subject, however, in lieu of a study the overwhelming anecdotal evidence is, in my humble opinion, sufficient for all but the most intensive purposes.
Also, to everyone involved in the ongoing debate "Why are you arguing on the internet when you could be having sex? Go out, meet someone, propagate, grow old, discover cloning, replicate, have doppelganger sex, and be later killed by said doppelganger" that is my plan anyway.
The anecdotal evidence is overwhelming in your humble opinion? My dear sir, you have great cause to be humble about your opinion.
Anecdotal is synonymous with hearsay, and hearsay is inadmissible in a court of law, due to the fact that it is very unscientific, meaning there are no facts to back it up. As for your suggestions for alternate ways to spend my time, I assure you I have already grown old, had plenty of sex, and met plenty of people.
Wow, you're a goddamn asshole (opinion). I love it, people that spend their time pissing people off are hilarious.
Also this is a ridiculous argument (opinion), and I hope you all realize you have been arguing over Hymens. Thank you, this was very entertaining.
I've never seen a study that says dropping a large rock on your foot can break you toes. No studies either.
But I believe it.
How would one do a study of hymen rupture?
Where would one get the test subjects?
The lack of studies does not make it false.
To be fair, it would be useful if you provided a source for a study that disproved this theory. Since you have not, the only thing I can do is provide some things I have found on the issue.
One study was done on prebuteral children whom had their hymens torn. Their intent was to compare the tearing of the children's hymen in cases of abuse to ones that had no signs or history of abuse. Such a study required a very strict screening process to establish those children that had said their injuries were not the result of abuse, were truthful.
While they do not establish how those injuries resulted, since they verified the claims non-abuse cases, its safe to say that there are plenty of cases where injuries have resulted from sources other than penetration.
Much of the recent literature, including this study, are of importance in criminal prosecution since it would be useful to establish measurable hymenal differences between penetration and others.
Source: Pediatrics; Feb2002 Part 1 of 2, Vol. 109 Issue 2, p228
I am assuming this is our "ObGyn" returning. I imagine you've spent a lengthy period of time finding this little bit of non-information. Your information is not at all a study proving your pet theory, as there are no such studies. Period.
Here I provide some evidence to back my claim. Not a study either, but equally as valid as your attempt.
Also from forensic medicine. Page 18. Interestingly enough, it is point number one on the myths surrounding the hymen.
No, I just don't like claims of "impossibility." When one makes the claim that something can't happen, particularly with the human body, there are probably cases against that claim.
A quick look through some of the pediatrics literature and from what it seems, there tend to be a lot of misconceptions about genital injuries. One such study looked at 161 cases of accidental injury to the genitals, but only found 6 of those had resulted in hymenal injuries. They do happen, but they are extremely rare events. Often it is thought someone's injury resulted in hymenal tearing, but often this is an incorrect self diagnosis.
And in the cases of tearing, such injuries, would be a very painful, bloody, and memorable event, not purely speculative.
Again, people go through a wide range of experiences and dismissing something as an impossibility is a bold and often false claim.
Source: Pediatrics; Jun99 Part 1 of 3, Vol. 103 Issue 6, p1287
Your story is highly suspicious. I doubt you could ride a bicycle at the age of four.
I may be an old man that just learned to use the internets, but I am no fool, and I am not falling for this story. I just retired and I have no other pressing issues at the moment, I can dispel myths such as this all day, every day. Well, not every day, I do play Bridge on Wednesday evenings, but other than that I've got all the time in the world!
Sadly, the being who responded first, being the second anonymous in the group related to this, is entirely incorrect. I must wonder what he believes the hymen to be. It is a thin membrane and can be torn anywhere past the age of 3 and before the age of around 9 or 10, at which point it becomes elastic. Oh yes, the Anatomist just stepped in and is presenting his case. Even vigorous exercise can tear the hymen at any age, and it can be stretched and broken easily by many things, however sexual acts are the most common damage done. Doctors who have to swab the area even avoid the hymen because it is very fragile at young ages and only slightly tougher later on. It is highly possible that the hymen could be broken by the bouncing force of riding a horse, or the activity of riding a bike (especially given the shape the of the seats of many bikes), and even by the intense stretching done by gymnasts and dancers and even cheerleaders, as this stretches the pelvic muscles and can have a damaging impact on the membrane. Even the use of a tampon can break it.
hyman, shyman, what the hell. Why should a woman be a whore, and a man be a stud for doing the same thing before marriage that everybody is expected to do afterwards. Look up to the stud and down on the whore? Looking at it like that, begs the question, if there were no so called whores, how could there be so called studs. We are all human with the same needs and faults. We should enjoy life without pointing fingers. Now after making marriage vows, you are expected to be true to you're obligations.
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December 23rd, 2008 at 10:49 am
Sorry, but you're incorrect.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:22 pm
"YOUR" a dumbass.
Wow. That made my day, thank you.
December 23rd, 2008 at 09:12 am
also a side note, sorry to break it to you, but Scientology is the only real religion.
December 23rd, 2008 at 06:51 pm
My good sir, you are correct, too bad these obnoxious fools here don't realize this.
December 23rd, 2008 at 08:10 pm
Scientology? The one where they believe aliens are what causes bad feelings and such among humans? You believe it is real? By the way I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale...interested?
September 17th, 2009 at 04:33 am
wow i love how you can talk about not spreading misinformation and still make up numbers like 99%. really, you checked 100 religions and only Buddhism allows for sex before marriage? In Buddhism premarital sex is not considered an enlightened action. who is the ignorant bigot now?
December 22nd, 2008 at 07:40 pm
*mandatory
December 22nd, 2008 at 08:27 pm
Uh-Oh Hot Dog!
December 22nd, 2008 at 09:22 pm
it is a good thing for the woman if like me, she was raped and never truly lost her virginity, it lets you experience something that is like virgin sex, only you have to act. but its cool
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:07 pm
yay!!!!
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:24 pm
you love me first time! you love me first time!
December 23rd, 2008 at 06:40 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:26 pm
I wonder if they have quantity discounts...
December 23rd, 2008 at 07:33 am
Science is getting closer and closer to the regenerating Hymen.
December 24th, 2008 at 01:31 am
Jamie Hyneman? from mythbusters?
December 23rd, 2008 at 09:17 am
There are reconstructive surgeries for women who believe they need a hymen for their honeymoon.
But this is a cheap alternative, seems like.
December 23rd, 2008 at 09:38 am
I don't think I would put anything made in China in my vagina.
December 23rd, 2008 at 09:45 am
with one short sentence you've managed to insult a half a billion Chinese men.
December 23rd, 2008 at 09:50 am
I dunno, have you seen her? Maybe she is doing half a billion Chinese men a favor.
December 23rd, 2008 at 01:59 pm
What about something made in Iran, like me?
December 24th, 2008 at 02:45 pm
ROTFLMAO!!
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:27 am
Virginity seems over-rated to me..... (the 1st time is the worst time for all involved... other than that emotional shit believed by women) why would this even be necessary to a half billion Chinese insulted men?
Seriously.......
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:45 am
Its more than that... in some places women are executed for not being a virgin on their wedding night.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:02 pm
those comments maded lol hard xD xxxx
December 23rd, 2008 at 01:52 pm
these things could be used in sex games!
Bob: "I forget what it feels like to stick ma dank in a virgin, I think I'm gonna try my luck tonight."
Sue: "Well, why don't we try the new Gigimo Artificial Hymen instead!"
Bob: "Great idea, Sue"
December 23rd, 2008 at 02:26 pm
I hope people here realize the hymen can be broken by things other than sex, like horseback riding or heavy exercise. Oh yeah, and if you're not married before your early 20s, the hymen dissolves in your body over time, so I guess the men will think you're not a virgin even if you are.
December 23rd, 2008 at 06:10 pm
Patently false. The fact that you would spread such disinformation astounds me. I'm unsure if you are attempting to perpetuate the age old myth used by the unchaste, or if you are genuinely under the impression these things are fact. I assure you, your statements are untrue.
December 23rd, 2008 at 07:06 pm
I'm highly doubtful about the hymen being dissolved by the human body because that would be characteristic of an auto-immune disorder. In any case the fact that people break their hymen horseback riding and/or riding bikes is true. And the person that claims those acclamations are false is a fucking retard. Don't utilize an obviously forced vocabulary in order to disprove another person's statements without any factual evidence. You sound like a religious, ignorant fucking prick. You make me sick.
December 23rd, 2008 at 07:21 pm
Again, patently false. Nowhere is there any evidence that such activities can break the hymen, no studies have ever been done. None. Zero.
You are also completely inaccurate when you say I am religious. I rely on facts, religion is based on faith. Faith exists merely in order to placate those that have no facts to back their views. I am sure you have faith that riding a horse can cause a hymen to break. Perhaps you are the victim of this myth, and rely on your faith in order to believe in the chastity of your wife before she met you. I would doubt she has even ridden a horse if I were you.
Good day sir.
December 23rd, 2008 at 08:11 pm
This guy is a troll, and I'll prove it right here, since I happen to be an ObGyn
The hymen, in most cases, is much like the covering of a drum (except just a tad less taut). Any motion which can stretch this beyond its limits can tear it (and thus count as breakage). Examples of activities which have caused documented hymen breakage:
-Horseback riding
-Heavy exercise, especially fast sprinting or fast use of a bike or elliptical
-Improper stretches
Now you know why it happens, and now you can empower yourself against trolls like the parent.
Of course, he's going to reply "patently false" or something else along those lines. When he does, you can safely ignore him.
December 23rd, 2008 at 08:40 pm
The ANONYMOUS "ObGyn" has responded to my assertions that there are no studies showing this to be true, not by citing a reputable source, but by typing words to back up his ludicrous claim. My my how convincing. It must be true, the anonymous "ObGyn" typed it out on his computer.
Examples of documented causes? Documented my whom? And Where? By you? The anonymous "ObGyn"? And documented here, on the completely accurate source of medical information known as holytaco.com?
Now,quote me a reliable source.
I won't be expecting this "ObGyn" to return anytime soon.
December 23rd, 2008 at 09:04 pm
Bite me dude. Mine broke while riding horses considering I've been riding for 13 years.
Oh and btw, still a virgin.
December 23rd, 2008 at 09:28 pm
"Bite me dude" What an eloquent speaker you are. And a classy lass indeed.
Oh, and btw, I do not doubt your virginity, and I am sure it shall be quite safe for the foreseeable future.
December 23rd, 2008 at 09:45 pm
Well, if thou would likest me to speak eloquently, I shall. Now, if there was any other sort of question about how "classy" I am, then it can be discussed at a later point in time. But I glad to know that thou believes that my virginity is going to be quite safe.
Good day, my good sir, and pray that my less eloquent speak did not offend thee in any way.
Except that I believe you are a jerk for thinking that physical exertion would not do any kind of damage, stressful or not.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:02 pm
My belief that physical exertion alone cannot tear a hymen causes you to believe I am a jerk? My dear lady, you should not let the beliefs of others get your knickers in such a bunch.
And no, your "less than eloquent speak" as you put it, did not offend me at all. Besides, I rather like you now. You're spunky. I like that in a woman. I'm having second thoughts on the lifespan of your virginity already.
Please return and grace me with more of your "eloquent speak". Perhaps tell me about this horse you speak of so fondly.
I wait with bated breath.
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:07 pm
this has to be the funniest thing i have stumbled upon in a long time. thanks guys and girls
December 24th, 2008 at 12:11 am
Agreed. Best thing I've stumbled upon in a while.
December 24th, 2008 at 12:35 am
I fail to see the humour here. This is a serious matter.
You both seem like fine lads though, so scamper off now.
December 24th, 2008 at 01:28 am
I would agree that there is a lack of studies on the subject, however, in lieu of a study the overwhelming anecdotal evidence is, in my humble opinion, sufficient for all but the most intensive purposes.
Also, to everyone involved in the ongoing debate "Why are you arguing on the internet when you could be having sex? Go out, meet someone, propagate, grow old, discover cloning, replicate, have doppelganger sex, and be later killed by said doppelganger" that is my plan anyway.
December 24th, 2008 at 03:54 am
The anecdotal evidence is overwhelming in your humble opinion? My dear sir, you have great cause to be humble about your opinion.
Anecdotal is synonymous with hearsay, and hearsay is inadmissible in a court of law, due to the fact that it is very unscientific, meaning there are no facts to back it up. As for your suggestions for alternate ways to spend my time, I assure you I have already grown old, had plenty of sex, and met plenty of people.
December 24th, 2008 at 05:07 am
Wow, you're a goddamn asshole (opinion). I love it, people that spend their time pissing people off are hilarious.
Also this is a ridiculous argument (opinion), and I hope you all realize you have been arguing over Hymens. Thank you, this was very entertaining.
Happy Holidays!
December 24th, 2008 at 06:42 am
I've never seen a study that says dropping a large rock on your foot can break you toes. No studies either.
But I believe it.
How would one do a study of hymen rupture?
Where would one get the test subjects?
The lack of studies does not make it false.
December 24th, 2008 at 01:51 pm
C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker?!
December 24th, 2008 at 12:57 am
To be fair, it would be useful if you provided a source for a study that disproved this theory. Since you have not, the only thing I can do is provide some things I have found on the issue.
One study was done on prebuteral children whom had their hymens torn. Their intent was to compare the tearing of the children's hymen in cases of abuse to ones that had no signs or history of abuse. Such a study required a very strict screening process to establish those children that had said their injuries were not the result of abuse, were truthful.
While they do not establish how those injuries resulted, since they verified the claims non-abuse cases, its safe to say that there are plenty of cases where injuries have resulted from sources other than penetration.
Much of the recent literature, including this study, are of importance in criminal prosecution since it would be useful to establish measurable hymenal differences between penetration and others.
Source: Pediatrics; Feb2002 Part 1 of 2, Vol. 109 Issue 2, p228
December 24th, 2008 at 01:16 am
I am assuming this is our "ObGyn" returning. I imagine you've spent a lengthy period of time finding this little bit of non-information. Your information is not at all a study proving your pet theory, as there are no such studies. Period.
Here I provide some evidence to back my claim. Not a study either, but equally as valid as your attempt.
Also from forensic medicine. Page 18. Interestingly enough, it is point number one on the myths surrounding the hymen.
http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:wKppIBBKMIIJ:www.dundee.ac.uk/forensicmedicine/Crimes_against_Women_and_Children/D12-Paediatrics.pdf+documented+cases+of+torn+hymen&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=7&gl=us&client=firefox-a
Nice try though my good man.
December 24th, 2008 at 10:38 am
"I am assuming this is our "ObGyn" returning."
No, I just don't like claims of "impossibility." When one makes the claim that something can't happen, particularly with the human body, there are probably cases against that claim.
A quick look through some of the pediatrics literature and from what it seems, there tend to be a lot of misconceptions about genital injuries. One such study looked at 161 cases of accidental injury to the genitals, but only found 6 of those had resulted in hymenal injuries. They do happen, but they are extremely rare events. Often it is thought someone's injury resulted in hymenal tearing, but often this is an incorrect self diagnosis.
And in the cases of tearing, such injuries, would be a very painful, bloody, and memorable event, not purely speculative.
Again, people go through a wide range of experiences and dismissing something as an impossibility is a bold and often false claim.
Source: Pediatrics; Jun99 Part 1 of 3, Vol. 103 Issue 6, p1287
December 24th, 2008 at 12:58 am
I broke my hymen riding my bike when I was four. I fell off of it... and landed on a rock.
December 24th, 2008 at 01:26 am
Your story is highly suspicious. I doubt you could ride a bicycle at the age of four.
I may be an old man that just learned to use the internets, but I am no fool, and I am not falling for this story. I just retired and I have no other pressing issues at the moment, I can dispel myths such as this all day, every day. Well, not every day, I do play Bridge on Wednesday evenings, but other than that I've got all the time in the world!
December 26th, 2008 at 04:16 pm
Sadly, the being who responded first, being the second anonymous in the group related to this, is entirely incorrect. I must wonder what he believes the hymen to be. It is a thin membrane and can be torn anywhere past the age of 3 and before the age of around 9 or 10, at which point it becomes elastic. Oh yes, the Anatomist just stepped in and is presenting his case. Even vigorous exercise can tear the hymen at any age, and it can be stretched and broken easily by many things, however sexual acts are the most common damage done. Doctors who have to swab the area even avoid the hymen because it is very fragile at young ages and only slightly tougher later on. It is highly possible that the hymen could be broken by the bouncing force of riding a horse, or the activity of riding a bike (especially given the shape the of the seats of many bikes), and even by the intense stretching done by gymnasts and dancers and even cheerleaders, as this stretches the pelvic muscles and can have a damaging impact on the membrane. Even the use of a tampon can break it.
December 24th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
hyman, shyman, what the hell. Why should a woman be a whore, and a man be a stud for doing the same thing before marriage that everybody is expected to do afterwards. Look up to the stud and down on the whore? Looking at it like that, begs the question, if there were no so called whores, how could there be so called studs. We are all human with the same needs and faults. We should enjoy life without pointing fingers. Now after making marriage vows, you are expected to be true to you're obligations.
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