I'm not exactly sure what's in that package, but according to its product page, it's a fake hymen. Normally we try to give a little editorial with most of the things we post, but this one pretty much speaks for itself.
No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.
Feature:
Easy to use
Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse
Soluble and expandable at body heat
Clinically proven non-toxic to human
No side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction
WOW...
The only funny thing about this page would be the never ending comments.
My god, how many times did you people return to this page to check up on each others posts??
(shrug)
Don't count on me to return the favor...
you should keep it up though, it is quite entertaining to anyone that happens to stumble on this page and read through these ridiculous comments.
Some men care, especially in developing countries. Plus, some guys have a fetish for screwing virgins, so this will make it a little easier for them to score "virgins".
Ahh yes, you sir are a gentleman and a scholar indeed. You are entirely correct. My sarcasm went undetected by far too many individuals if you ask me, and goes a long way in illustrating some of the things that trouble me about our society today.
The inability to detect my sarcasm was but one black mark on the intellects of those involved in bashing me. The worst part however lies in the fact that if they believed me to be serious, why on earth would they care what I thought? I mean really, how does the inane opinions of some intellectual midget (as they must have assumed me to be) have any bearing on their life at all? What part of their intellect was fueled to such fury by my remarks? Remarks that they themselves admitted where completely in the wrong. Sad I say.
Two lessons for those that flamed me: Learn to detect sarcasm, and look deep inside yourself to determine why your anger was so easily provoked by something so obviously insane, that had no bearing on the course of reality or your life.
Personally I would have loved to have seen a study performed on the possibility of tearing ones hymen while riding a horse. I can see the advertisement now: "Volunteers needed for clinical study, must be a virgin and love horses"
Oh well, it was great fun, I enjoyed it while it lasted. Merry Christmas, and I hope Santa brings you all a pony.
Alright, I'm just going to go ahead and say it:
You can't fucking detect sarcasm through text.
You're just repelling what you said so you wont get banned from this site.
You douch bag.
I can't believe that there are men out there who would marry a person whose hymen they did not personally break. Women who claim there hymen busted horseback riding or whatever are just whores.
lololololol.......the rest of the posts rip this guy up for sarcastically suggesting a woman's hymen can't break horseback riding....lol, when will the internet ever learn to detect sarcasm...
whoa! this site is hilarious. the comments (the sarcastic ones, and those who believe him/her to be serious) are hilarious. the product--hilarious. the fact there's a demand SOMEWHERE for this product--hilarious. HYMENS--hilarious. i lost mine doing the accidental splits when i was 8. bloody piss=confirmation. cheers!
I wish to start a new thread, simply to stop that annoyingly tiny right column from getting any smaller. Do you have any idea how insipidly aggravating it is to read that way!
As for this perpetual argument, may I point out the obvious? Here we have a man, stating that "he" knows something about the female body; and being a man, he with thus forever be correct. No one can convince him otherwise. Even if proof were given, it would not be substantial or noteworthy enough to convince him.
I sense a sexist there. Notice how he says the ObGyn is a man.
He is making an underhanded, and perhaps unconcious sexist statement. And besides what would a woman know about the female body?
(everything of course)
Perhaps you may have missed my post where I admitted my actions to be purely sarcastic, as we posted at approximately the same time.
You say you sense a sexist. Bravo, you were the only one to go down that alley. I only wish you were here yesterday, we could have had such fun! But rest assured, it was all in good fun, no harm was intended. Believe it or not I am not a sexist, I am a male that firmly believes the females in the world are at LEAST as capable as males are. Yesterday I would have enjoyed arguing with you that women are intellectually inferior, but today is Christmas, reality must prevail. Besides I think the fun had run its course, I'd began to tire of the whole thing.
May you have a happy holiday my dear lady, and I hope Santa Clause brings you a pony
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
December 25th, 2008 at 01:35 am
it's becuase men are dumb shits
December 24th, 2008 at 12:13 am
This is the best Stumble ever!
December 24th, 2008 at 02:19 am
2nd that motion
December 24th, 2008 at 06:24 am
3'rd
December 24th, 2008 at 06:41 am
4th
December 24th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
5th
December 24th, 2008 at 01:18 pm
6th
December 24th, 2008 at 01:45 pm
7th
December 24th, 2008 at 02:40 pm
8th!
December 24th, 2008 at 05:25 pm
9th! LMAO
December 24th, 2008 at 09:51 pm
10th. i shall now stumble onward!
December 24th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
11th!
What a fascinating stumble, indeed.
December 24th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
12th
December 24th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
13th
December 25th, 2008 at 02:41 pm
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!1
January 4th, 2009 at 08:07 am
hahahah
January 2nd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
14th'd
January 10th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
14th
January 11th, 2009 at 04:48 pm
15th ;D
December 24th, 2008 at 09:55 pm
10th'd! ^^
January 26th, 2009 at 11:37 am
10th
January 30th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
6th
December 24th, 2008 at 04:05 am
So I hit the Stumble button... and I see a fake hymen. Win.
December 24th, 2008 at 04:43 am
WOW...
The only funny thing about this page would be the never ending comments.
My god, how many times did you people return to this page to check up on each others posts??
(shrug)
Don't count on me to return the favor...
you should keep it up though, it is quite entertaining to anyone that happens to stumble on this page and read through these ridiculous comments.
December 24th, 2008 at 06:21 am
Who cares if she is a virgin, virgins suck in bed anyway, just make sure she is clean and fuck her brains out
December 24th, 2008 at 06:38 am
Some men care, especially in developing countries. Plus, some guys have a fetish for screwing virgins, so this will make it a little easier for them to score "virgins".
December 24th, 2008 at 06:36 am
Made in China? Not in my vagina!
December 24th, 2008 at 08:15 am
wow the coments are funny i shall stumble onward the duche thats was saying a hymen cant be broke probly never touched a vagina lol
December 24th, 2008 at 08:58 am
I don't see why you're all arguing over this shit. The picture is obviously photoshopped.
December 24th, 2008 at 09:41 am
What if we just cut out the middleman & bang the bag?
December 24th, 2008 at 09:39 am
Will this wok wif a used frashrite?
December 24th, 2008 at 09:51 am
HFS, Why would someone pretend to be a virgin... Experience helps...a lot.
December 24th, 2008 at 05:44 pm
I would like to adress the man who doesn't believe one can rupture their hymen without being penetrated....
You're fucking annoying, go fuck yourself.
December 24th, 2008 at 09:10 pm
lololol...I would like to address the person (presumably female) who was wholly unable to detect the sarcasm of the first poster...
You're fucking annoying, go fuck yourself.
P.S. I really hope *she* comes back and reads this...and judging by her vehemency, she will.
December 24th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Ahh yes, you sir are a gentleman and a scholar indeed. You are entirely correct. My sarcasm went undetected by far too many individuals if you ask me, and goes a long way in illustrating some of the things that trouble me about our society today.
The inability to detect my sarcasm was but one black mark on the intellects of those involved in bashing me. The worst part however lies in the fact that if they believed me to be serious, why on earth would they care what I thought? I mean really, how does the inane opinions of some intellectual midget (as they must have assumed me to be) have any bearing on their life at all? What part of their intellect was fueled to such fury by my remarks? Remarks that they themselves admitted where completely in the wrong. Sad I say.
Two lessons for those that flamed me: Learn to detect sarcasm, and look deep inside yourself to determine why your anger was so easily provoked by something so obviously insane, that had no bearing on the course of reality or your life.
Personally I would have loved to have seen a study performed on the possibility of tearing ones hymen while riding a horse. I can see the advertisement now: "Volunteers needed for clinical study, must be a virgin and love horses"
Oh well, it was great fun, I enjoyed it while it lasted. Merry Christmas, and I hope Santa brings you all a pony.
Tata
December 25th, 2008 at 08:26 pm
Alright, I'm just going to go ahead and say it:
You can't fucking detect sarcasm through text.
You're just repelling what you said so you wont get banned from this site.
You douch bag.
December 24th, 2008 at 07:10 pm
I can't believe that there are men out there who would marry a person whose hymen they did not personally break. Women who claim there hymen busted horseback riding or whatever are just whores.
Just kidding.
December 24th, 2008 at 09:01 pm
lololololol.......the rest of the posts rip this guy up for sarcastically suggesting a woman's hymen can't break horseback riding....lol, when will the internet ever learn to detect sarcasm...
December 24th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
whoa! this site is hilarious. the comments (the sarcastic ones, and those who believe him/her to be serious) are hilarious. the product--hilarious. the fact there's a demand SOMEWHERE for this product--hilarious. HYMENS--hilarious. i lost mine doing the accidental splits when i was 8. bloody piss=confirmation. cheers!
May 26th, 2009 at 05:58 pm
and just for good measure i think ill say hilarious one more time. hilarious!
December 24th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
I wish to start a new thread, simply to stop that annoyingly tiny right column from getting any smaller. Do you have any idea how insipidly aggravating it is to read that way!
As for this perpetual argument, may I point out the obvious? Here we have a man, stating that "he" knows something about the female body; and being a man, he with thus forever be correct. No one can convince him otherwise. Even if proof were given, it would not be substantial or noteworthy enough to convince him.
I sense a sexist there. Notice how he says the ObGyn is a man.
He is making an underhanded, and perhaps unconcious sexist statement. And besides what would a woman know about the female body?
(everything of course)
December 24th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Perhaps you may have missed my post where I admitted my actions to be purely sarcastic, as we posted at approximately the same time.
You say you sense a sexist. Bravo, you were the only one to go down that alley. I only wish you were here yesterday, we could have had such fun! But rest assured, it was all in good fun, no harm was intended. Believe it or not I am not a sexist, I am a male that firmly believes the females in the world are at LEAST as capable as males are. Yesterday I would have enjoyed arguing with you that women are intellectually inferior, but today is Christmas, reality must prevail. Besides I think the fun had run its course, I'd began to tire of the whole thing.
May you have a happy holiday my dear lady, and I hope Santa Clause brings you a pony
December 24th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
the one dude said any bitch who pops her shit on a horse is a whore
i personally think all bitches are fucking disgusting whores. just fuck em and throw em out on their dirty fucking asses.
if i don't break your shitty fucking cherry and another has, not only will i not fuck you, you should die.
December 25th, 2008 at 12:38 am
are you fucking retarded?
December 26th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Nope. You are. :D
December 25th, 2008 at 08:24 pm
Obvious troll is obvious.
May 13th, 2009 at 09:11 am
i bet u are a virgin too faggtard
December 25th, 2008 at 12:55 am
"Made in Japan", it says. Then:
"This item will be shipped from China"...
Seems like a lot of extra postage.
December 25th, 2008 at 06:32 am
is this even real?
December 25th, 2008 at 05:36 pm
I think this is gd for roleplay.... Like raping the virgins... haha
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