I'm not exactly sure what's in that package, but according to its product page, it's a fake hymen. Normally we try to give a little editorial with most of the things we post, but this one pretty much speaks for itself.
No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.
Feature:
Easy to use
Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse
Soluble and expandable at body heat
Clinically proven non-toxic to human
No side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction
Okay I hate to say this but, those of you that think that 'african/iranian' people who need a hymen or they'll be killed STILL will get killed.
They don't just have sex and go hmmm there's blood i guess she was a virgin. They ACTUALLY go to a doctor that specializes in checking them.
So sorry for you guys, but when the doctor takes a peek into the vagina and sees a 'made in japan' jelly donut. I don't think they'll get away with it.
plus, if you're that oppressed you'd get killed for not having a hymen, you're NOT surfing the internet. Or even near a computer.
This for the guys who want to have fetish sex with his 'virgin' girlfriend every Saturday. And the girls who told their fiancee they were a virgin and want to save face.
I am not saying girls are whores if they have sex, some people instead of being honest with their partner that they're gonna life with for the rest of their life feel its necessary to start if off with a lie either for religion or to keep up appearances.
I read the first page of comments, but couldn't read any further... Virginity is a state of mind. (btw if anything i say was said already, sorry). Sex is sex. oral sex, intercourse, and what about lesbians? I just don't understand why there is so much emphasis put on virginity, I know of so many people who do everything but "sex" to keep their virginity, and that's just ignorance. Besides if intercourse is the only way to lose your virginity, does that mean that all lesbians are virgins?
That was my small rant, on a side note, I think whoever came up with this is a genius, that's just hilarious...
What a stupid waste of fucking time and effort.
To think there are people out there who could have used the money to make this shit, to live.
Instead they make these products and unatural retards, who constantly seek new ways to be oh so "cool" and fuckign idiitoic, can pretend they aren't the slags they really are for a simple price every time they have sex.
Bit of a rant eh?
HEY Y'ALL PLAYAS AND CHUMPS,
I'm gonna buy a gross of these here vaginal jelly donuts to pass out to my Ho's so's they can charge their Johnnies extra for being virgins. This is gonna bring me lots of extra bling! I wonder if they come in different flavors 'cause you know those Red Rovers (men who like to eat kitty cat while it's bleedin') pay large cash for that once a month treat.
The Cashiferous spledification boggles my mind!
Y'all stay beautiful and remember to tip yo' Ho's.
A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK
You are not a pimp. You are a skinny, pasty white guy. I'll bet you wear glasses and program computers. Wouldn't be surprized if you lived in your mom's basement, either.
Or as you might say, "Yo foo! Why u gotz 2 be shizzlin my nizzle? Blingity blang izzle fo shizzle. Pimp. Ho."
Bought one for my daughter as she lost her virginity during a party. Didnt convince her boyfriend and she has subsequently been 'dumped' by her boyfriend because she "lied about her virginity" and im now faced with the task of cheering her up (going to be very expensive!). DO NOT BUY!!!
Wow. The fact that "cheering her up" is immediately interpereted as "buying her a bunch of crap that she doesn't need" is sad. It makes me ashamed to be American. Also, did you ever consider to let her suffer the consequences of being so irresponsible. If I was her boyfriend, I'd dump her if she tryed to pull some kind of shit like that.
I would like to buy a product of virginity, and how I want Alaptan only please send a message on how to mail it from Saudi Arabia and I want to my friends
He has been fucked in the head, that's how males do it. The male version is a small packet you put in your mouth and it releases a small amount of fluid that looks like vomit. Not too much, just the right amount.
not a big deal for us in the normal stream of things, but would be quite useful for Islamic women who are subjected to virginity tests when entering into a marriage.
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December 26th, 2008 at 12:42 am
Oh god that combo breaker guy killed me.
Okay I hate to say this but, those of you that think that 'african/iranian' people who need a hymen or they'll be killed STILL will get killed.
They don't just have sex and go hmmm there's blood i guess she was a virgin. They ACTUALLY go to a doctor that specializes in checking them.
So sorry for you guys, but when the doctor takes a peek into the vagina and sees a 'made in japan' jelly donut. I don't think they'll get away with it.
plus, if you're that oppressed you'd get killed for not having a hymen, you're NOT surfing the internet. Or even near a computer.
This for the guys who want to have fetish sex with his 'virgin' girlfriend every Saturday. And the girls who told their fiancee they were a virgin and want to save face.
I am not saying girls are whores if they have sex, some people instead of being honest with their partner that they're gonna life with for the rest of their life feel its necessary to start if off with a lie either for religion or to keep up appearances.
March 15th, 2009 at 02:12 am
Quite well put Anon but damn if this dont sound like 4chan
December 26th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
I read the first page of comments, but couldn't read any further... Virginity is a state of mind. (btw if anything i say was said already, sorry). Sex is sex. oral sex, intercourse, and what about lesbians? I just don't understand why there is so much emphasis put on virginity, I know of so many people who do everything but "sex" to keep their virginity, and that's just ignorance. Besides if intercourse is the only way to lose your virginity, does that mean that all lesbians are virgins?
That was my small rant, on a side note, I think whoever came up with this is a genius, that's just hilarious...
January 30th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Actually, yes. All lesbians and all gay men are TEXT BOOK virgins if they have never had Penis in vagina intercourse.
December 29th, 2008 at 08:25 pm
What a stupid waste of fucking time and effort.
To think there are people out there who could have used the money to make this shit, to live.
Instead they make these products and unatural retards, who constantly seek new ways to be oh so "cool" and fuckign idiitoic, can pretend they aren't the slags they really are for a simple price every time they have sex.
Bit of a rant eh?
January 2nd, 2009 at 02:49 pm
all i can say is good for those muslims, it prevents 2 in 3 stonings, hows that for value!
January 3rd, 2009 at 07:31 pm
hahahahaha
Shipped from China???
Are you sure it is not a hyphen?
January 5th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I'm going to order this for my daughter.
January 6th, 2009 at 05:52 pm
O snap! You mean I can be first in line every night!!!
January 7th, 2009 at 02:37 pm
HEY Y'ALL PLAYAS AND CHUMPS,
I'm gonna buy a gross of these here vaginal jelly donuts to pass out to my Ho's so's they can charge their Johnnies extra for being virgins. This is gonna bring me lots of extra bling! I wonder if they come in different flavors 'cause you know those Red Rovers (men who like to eat kitty cat while it's bleedin') pay large cash for that once a month treat.
The Cashiferous spledification boggles my mind!
Y'all stay beautiful and remember to tip yo' Ho's.
A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK
May 26th, 2009 at 05:00 pm
You are not a pimp. You are a skinny, pasty white guy. I'll bet you wear glasses and program computers. Wouldn't be surprized if you lived in your mom's basement, either.
Or as you might say, "Yo foo! Why u gotz 2 be shizzlin my nizzle? Blingity blang izzle fo shizzle. Pimp. Ho."
PS:
Spledification?
What the fuck?
January 10th, 2009 at 05:45 pm
could only come from japan eh?
January 18th, 2009 at 09:52 pm
.... where do i get mine at?!
January 20th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Bought one for my daughter as she lost her virginity during a party. Didnt convince her boyfriend and she has subsequently been 'dumped' by her boyfriend because she "lied about her virginity" and im now faced with the task of cheering her up (going to be very expensive!). DO NOT BUY!!!
January 30th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
WTF!!!
February 9th, 2009 at 08:11 am
Ya, that's normal... NOT!
This one warrants another:
WTF!!!!
March 15th, 2009 at 02:06 am
Or maybe ur daughter got dumped for being a whore - ever think of that?
May 26th, 2009 at 04:54 pm
Wow. The fact that "cheering her up" is immediately interpereted as "buying her a bunch of crap that she doesn't need" is sad. It makes me ashamed to be American. Also, did you ever consider to let her suffer the consequences of being so irresponsible. If I was her boyfriend, I'd dump her if she tryed to pull some kind of shit like that.
June 22nd, 2009 at 09:41 am
Mr. Scott, you are one fucked up father and your daughter is some kinda whore...
January 21st, 2009 at 10:48 am
Great site.
January 22nd, 2009 at 03:55 pm
I would like to buy a product of virginity, and how I want Alaptan only please send a message on how to mail it from Saudi Arabia and I want to my friends
January 22nd, 2009 at 04:07 pm
I would like to buy a product of virginity, and how I want two only please send a message on how to mail it from Saudi Arabia and I want to my friends
January 25th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Where can I get the male version?
March 25th, 2009 at 01:31 am
males dont need any. are you fucked in the head?
March 30th, 2009 at 07:38 pm
He has been fucked in the head, that's how males do it. The male version is a small packet you put in your mouth and it releases a small amount of fluid that looks like vomit. Not too much, just the right amount.
April 28th, 2009 at 03:47 pm
nothing wrong with gay love. don't be a hater.
January 30th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
What the hell is next...lol
January 30th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
just stay a virgin, till you find the right man/woman and marry them, lots easier
March 15th, 2009 at 02:02 am
Wow I miss being 12... Put the bible away,kid.
March 15th, 2009 at 07:44 pm
go fuck ya mudda
March 30th, 2009 at 01:03 pm
amen
rofl
May 5th, 2009 at 07:10 pm
amen people are to strict bout sex before marriage. you wouldnt buy are car with-out test driving it now would you???
May 26th, 2009 at 04:47 pm
That's a good way to put it.
February 26th, 2009 at 05:00 am
China, known for top of the line safe products. For shore! This will be my new vagina friend.
Might as well drug the guy and put one of those finger traps in there to feel extra tight.
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:51 am
not a big deal for us in the normal stream of things, but would be quite useful for Islamic women who are subjected to virginity tests when entering into a marriage.
April 15th, 2009 at 06:32 pm
well, it would be good for Role playing with your partner.
If you're into that sorta stuff of course
June 7th, 2009 at 02:49 pm
I thought this was fake.. until I read 'made in japan'. now I know its an actual product
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